Raising a Young Punster

[AFK]

I had a very heart-warming experience this morning as I was driving my daughter to pre-school.

We always play this game where when I come to an intersection I ask her what way we need to go, left, right, or straight.  Anyways, at one of the intersections I was joking and said,

"I took all of the lefts, they're all gone."

She says, "That means there aren't any left, that's not right." and then laughs. 

I've also taught her the "Why is 6 afraid of 7" joke which she's been sharing at school. 

RWHN,
Raising the Corny Goofballs of Tomorrow

[hunter s.durden]

She says, "That means there aren't any left, that's not right." and then laughs. 

And she's already better at it than you.

Are you jealous or proud?

[Cramulus]

everybody all together now:


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Richter]

That's goddam cute.  SRSLY

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dude, adorable.

My oldest is prone to saying inadvertently inappropriate things... making all of the adults in the room gasp and giggle, but we can't explain to her because she's only 9. My middle is more of a punster, but my youngest is just... evil. The other day she said, "I'm not going to push you down the stairs", making me wonder if I should warn the rest of the family to watch their backs near staircases. I'm pretty sure she's not ACTUALLY a psychopath, but she is kind of scary.

[Darth Cupcake]

When I was a child, probably about nine or so, I wanted to describe something as being both "erratic" and "neurotic." (For a kid, I had an impressive vocab.) I decided to combine the words, and instead described it as "erotic."

Yeeaahhh...

[Suu]

You must have gotten some amazing looks.

[Darth Cupcake]

My mother was horrified and couldn't speak for several moments. My sister couldn't stop laughing, and immediately started calling her friends to tell them what her little sister just said. At that point my mother started exclaiming that it wasn't funny and my sister shouldn't be reinforcing my naughty behavior.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"Naughty" LOL! You must have been confused.

[Suu]

I never said anything quite like that...But apparently I did pretty well with foreign languages that I wasn't ever really exposed to, namely Latin. To this day I'll still dream in Latin and talk in my sleep. When I was a little kid I would have random outbursts, like kids do. My parents thought it was gibberish at first, then my dad started to notice some words and phrases. Or so he says...

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!

[Richter]

When I was a child, probably about nine or so, I wanted to describe something as being both "erratic" and "neurotic." (For a kid, I had an impressive vocab.) I decided to combine the words, and instead described it as "erotic."

Yeeaahhh...

Thanks to this I've discovered I cannot breathe peanuts.

[Suu]

When I was a child, probably about nine or so, I wanted to describe something as being both "erratic" and "neurotic." (For a kid, I had an impressive vocab.) I decided to combine the words, and instead described it as "erotic."

Yeeaahhh...

Thanks to this I've discovered I cannot breathe peanuts.

FACT: Eating and reading the PD.com board is hazardous to your health.

Richter and peanuts is hazardous to your work computer.

Continue.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i called my moms friend an asian whore all the time cause i heard someone else do it

[Chairman Risus]

i called my moms friend an asian whore all the time cause i heard someone else do it

Theyre talking about when they were young and didn't know better, though.

[AFK]

She says, "That means there aren't any left, that's not right." and then laughs. 

And she's already better at it than you.

Are you jealous or proud?

Proud, very proud.