THE CANCER KILLING PDCOM - Blow-by-Blow Coverage of Democratic Primary Race

[AFK]

Very true. 

[LMNO]

Also, Romney kind of fucked up the MA economy.

[Cain]

Pffffffft, facts.  He was a CEO!  Think with your gut!

[hunter s.durden]

THE MORMON WON MICHIGAN!

If we have Mormon v. Bitch in the general election, it'll be the exact same race it's been the last 2 elections.
Awful.

[Cain]

Except there will be magic pants.

Magic pants!

[LMNO]

If Romney is the GOP candidate, we need to organize people to show up to rallies wearing the Mormon "Garments".


And nothing else.

[Cain]

And carrying copies of Battlefield Earth, surely?

[LMNO]

Or some golden tablets...

[hunter s.durden]

I'm in.

Romney Fun Fact: Mitt (lolwut) is the only Republican candidate I won't vote for in the event of a Hillary nomination. I guess there is a conscience down there somewhere!

[Cain]

What about Alan Keyes?

[hunter s.durden]

Should we wear his skin to a Mitt rally, or would I vote for him?

I would vote for Keyes in a second. There's a treasure trove of unseen lulz buried in his mind, I just know it.

[Cain]

Well, I meant voting for him, but to be honest, the former sounds like it could be more interesting...

[hunter s.durden]

NSA bot wouldn't like this talk of skinning, if anyone in the NSA knew or cared who Alan Keyes was.

[Cain]

 

Poor Alan Keyes...I suspect there are probably only 20 people in the country who even pay attention to him.  Including the daughter who no longer wants anything to do with him.

[hunter s.durden]

See people, the Republican Party cares about black people.

As long as you publicly denounce homosexuality as an unnatural sin against God, anyone is in.