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Trolley bacon

Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, March 26, 2008, 05:23:16 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

no recipe.
on our trip we stopped in savannah and took one of those gay trolley tours.
we kinda felt like we had to if we were gonna get a good glance at the city before we had to leave.
i had some bacon from the waffle house in my purse and snacked on it during the trolley ride. this, for some reason, made my husband laugh very hard.

the end.

LMNO

This being savannah, the following is an honest question:

Was it a trolly tour catering to gays?

AFK

"trolley bacon" sounds dirty. Sounds like it belongs in the same lexicon as "Pork Shoulder". 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Darth Cupcake

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 26, 2008, 01:35:49 PM
"trolley bacon" sounds dirty. Sounds like it belongs in the same lexicon as "Pork Shoulder". 

If you have a little trolley bacon, it usually leads to pork shouldering. 8)
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

AFK

So Trolley Bacon is foreplay? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

I can never sexor again. 
I will remember this thread, and dissolve into laughter.

I hate you all. :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO


AFK

Quote from: Richter on March 26, 2008, 02:07:46 PM
I can never sexor again. 
I will remember this thread, and dissolve into laughter.

I hate you all. :lulz:

Don't forget to throw in the RWHN-patented "Spice Rack" maneuver.  It works thyme after thyme.   :lol:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

RWHN, that's some pretty sage advice.

Richter

Rather seasonal topic too
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

You're just saying that to curry favor.

Richter

I'm hoping to avoid a more damaging a-salt.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

Hmm, how can I work "basil thermometer" into this discussion?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

Quote from: Richter on March 26, 2008, 02:33:24 PM
I'm hoping to avoid a more damaging a-salt.

How, by peppering your post with puns involving spices?

Sir Squid Diddimus

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
and
Quote from: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 01:29:31 PM
This being savannah, the following is an honest question:

Was it a trolly tour catering to gays?

coulda been