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Do not fuck with my apathy

Started by P3nT4gR4m, March 27, 2008, 11:32:40 AM

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March 27, 2008, 11:32:40 AM
I don't care about the election - Nothing ever changes and power hungry, dickless little men will always think they can get some more.
I don't care about the war - Human beings killing each other is the natural state of affairs no one ever wins but excess people get trimmed off so it's all good
I don't care about the rainforest - it rains there, fuck that place
I don't care about the oppressed minorities - I'm a minority of 1 no one gives a fuck about me when I get oppressed. Sort it out yourselves you whining bastards
I don't care about the little children - they'll be annoying teenagers then miserable old people soon enough
I don't care about the dolphins - they're just mammals pretending to be fish. Grow the fuck up!
I don't care about god - he either doesn't exist or he's too pussy to show his face round here. Fuck that fella
I don't care about the law - the only thing that's illegal is getting caught. I'm too smart for that shit.
I don't care about freedom - I refuse to earn it, fight for it, steal it or take what they give of it. There's either no such thing or I'm so free I can't see it. Either way fuck freedom.
I don't care about right and wrong, black and white, left and right. Two sides of the same coin - it's never that simple
So what do I care about?
Not a whole fucking lot - me and my own. The rest of the world can go to hell. Show me one person who, in their heart of hearts, can honestly say they feel differently. I'll put a bullet between their eyes - the world will be a quieter place

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Reginald Ret

#1
March 27, 2008, 12:13:06 PM
 :lulz:



and a nice point on freedom.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Dido

#2
March 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM
 :lulz:










but somehow i don't believe you.

Cramulus

#3
March 27, 2008, 02:24:30 PM

P3nT4gR4m

#4
March 27, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM

but somehow i don't believe you.


Somehow I don't care  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Vene

#5
March 27, 2008, 02:59:21 PM
If you really didn't care you wouldn't post this.

Payne

#6
March 27, 2008, 03:00:31 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM

but somehow i don't believe you.


Somehow I don't care  :evil:

And it's true, too. SC is a bitter, jaded and hateful man. I felt glad to escape his place in one piece when I met him.

He wanted to kill me the entire time I was there.

Dido

#7
March 27, 2008, 03:08:03 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 03:00:31 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM

but somehow i don't believe you.


Somehow I don't care  :evil:

And it's true, too. SC is a bitter, jaded and hateful man. I felt glad to escape his place in one piece when I met him.

He wanted to kill me the entire time I was there.


Sounds like a healthy sporting attitude.

Dido

#8
March 27, 2008, 03:10:52 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM

but somehow i don't believe you.


Somehow I don't care  :evil:

Misanthropes who bother with announcements to the world are a) sweet b) implausible.

hooplala

#9
March 27, 2008, 03:15:55 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 03:10:52 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM

but somehow i don't believe you.


Somehow I don't care  :evil:

Misanthropes who bother with announcements to the world are a) sweet b) implausible.


[CITATION NEEDED]
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

P3nT4gR4m

#10
March 27, 2008, 03:16:43 PM
I don't make announcements to the world. I make rants for the amusement of my buddies, online and off.

And whatever gave you the idea I was a Misanthrope? I love humans. Nothing else comes to bits anywhere near as entertainingly  :lulz:.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Dido

#11
March 27, 2008, 03:21:24 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 27, 2008, 03:15:55 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 03:10:52 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM

but somehow i don't believe you.


Somehow I don't care  :evil:

Misanthropes who bother with announcements to the world are a) sweet b) implausible.


[CITATION NEEDED]

I did not say it was an inventive remark.

Dido

#12
March 27, 2008, 03:54:20 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 03:16:43 PM
I don't make announcements to the world. I make rants for the amusement of my buddies, online and off.

And whatever gave you the idea I was a Misanthrope? I love humans. Nothing else comes to bits anywhere near as entertainingly  :lulz:.

Then you can have been watching it for long. Or you appreciate the fine details more than I do.

Cramulus

#13
March 27, 2008, 04:04:05 PM

P3nT4gR4m

#14
March 27, 2008, 04:12:27 PM
Cramulus if you post one moar fucking cear bears pic I swear I'm gonna Puppycliff and send your mom the youtube link

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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