Nemesis and Buddy Redux

[Vene]

Diff. story then, but there are some kinds of fantasy you should NOT play out in public.

They can join in too.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

In bleeds into real life too...

I hope to meet Fred in a dark alley some day...

RAEEEEEEEEEP

[Not Red Ame]

I need more arrows!


Mr. Suu barely posts here and he has more friends than me! 

I'll be your additional half-buddy, Suu, and our buddyship will be an arrowtacular nightmare!  Just join my anti-nigel coalition.  Nigel sounds Australian.  In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.

ooh sickburn take that Australia, and doubly take that Nigel!

[Payne]

 

[Not Red Ame]

It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotsman's understanding.

Understand this, Scotsman: You are on my enemies list.

NRA
Kicking names, and taking ass

[Dido]

My post was back sev. pages ago.

Mine too......

AND I AM A FEMALE!!!!!  HELLO!!!!!! 

Stock response A) So is Mourning Star!

Stock resonspe B) No you aren't, you are a 40yr old fat man!

Well I always thought so but.....  profile info says otherwise.....

Doesn't matter to me either way, just do not want anyone to think I'm not a girl so when I get all bitchy and want chocolate covered bacon they will understand! 

Oh. I never realized how important that would be.

Dido, wants fried brain sandwich with honey.

[Payne]

It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotsman's understanding.

Understand this, Scotsman: You are on my enemies list.

NRA
Kicking names, and taking ass

Don't make me start talkin in Scottish English.

You won't like it.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I LEFT FOR TWELVE HOURS AND I HAD TO CATCH UP LIEK ELEVENTY SQUILLION PAGES.

Slow the fuck down you spagrapers. I'm missing out on lail.

Also: anyone who wants to become separated from this intricate and stressful web of social dynamics can seek refuge on my little isolated isle. You won't find it, but you can seek all you like.

[Dido]

It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotsman's understanding.

Understand this, Scotsman: You are on my enemies list.

NRA
Kicking names, and taking ass

Don't make me start talkin in Scottish English.

You won't like it.

Wee Free Men English?

[Not Red Ame]

Don't make me start talkin in Scottish English.

You won't like it.

Now listen ya numpty bampot, youve got a tongue that would clip clouts and a face that could make an onion greet ... away and bile yur heed!


PS Yer maw's got a dick and yer da's jealous

[Jenne]

Confusing chart is confusing.  *scratches head*

yo, it's simple. You can figure out your standing with anyone on the board by using the rule of "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

For example, if I want to find out my relationship to Faust...

Alright, Random Probability is my enemy, so Hoopla is my friend.
Which makes Iason my enemy, and then Jack my friend, therefore PAYNE is my enemy (surprise).

so if Payne is my enemy, St V is also my enemy, making Davedim my ally in that battle.

So if Davedim is my friend, then Cain is my enemy. And Cain is also Faust's enemy so I'm cool with Faust.





Hi Faust ol buddy! How's it goin'?



[snip]


Anyway, the chart is updated. ECH now takes missile command. Jenne, you and Dr. Loki are now bitter rivals. Good luck with that.

Ok...I think I get it now.  I think.   

Buy whyfor Dr. Loki is mine enemy? 

Also, am very happy to be friends with CS. 

I HAS A CHART!

[Payne]

Don't make me start talkin in Scottish English.

You won't like it.

Now listen ya numpty bampot, youve got a tongue that would clip clouts and a face that could make an onion greet ... away and bile yur heed!


PS Yer maw's got a dick and yer da's jealous

Shut yer fuckin pie hole, afore ah shuff mah fuckin fist intae it.

Ah've goat a hundy thriwid ah can set aboot ye wi, ah'll pit yer fuckin heid in afore ye can e'en greet fer yer daw tae come an pull yer airse oot ih fire.

Cunt.

[Jenne]

for BROGUES! 

[P3nT4gR4m]

SMELL YER MAAAAAAWWWWWW


... bawbag

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Work me in there, I'm Fred, Nigel, Mourning Star, Payne, Cramulus, LMNO, Enrico, and Cain's natural enemy.

Missle command (but not ECH because he hates me) is my unnatural friend, as is 000, Idem, D-Cup, Ratatosk, Izzo, Hoopla, SillyCybin and burnstoupee.