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Introducing: SPAG

Started by AFK, March 31, 2008, 02:12:14 PM

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March 31, 2008, 02:12:14 PM Last Edit: March 31, 2008, 02:40:53 PM by Rev. What's-His-Name?


That's right, ladies and gentlemen, PD.COM is proud to present the debut of "Spag" by the new recording sensation SPAG. 

SPAG consists of 4 members who are kind of like brothers, well not really, but they definitely ARE all spags.  It is the brainchild of vocalist Eddy Spag and his brother and drummer N. Moss Spag.  They recruited a couple of other spags on guitar and bass, and whammo, you've got one helluva band. 

Spag"[/url] is their debut single, and they are hard at work on their followup.  Well, actually, I think they are just hanging out in their Mom's basement getting high, stupid spags. Feel free to download and share with your fellow spags, er I mean friends. 

Click to Download  blind spags
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#1
March 31, 2008, 02:18:27 PM
Here's the lyrics, in case you want to "sing" along:

Words by: Eddy Spag

I knew a guy from Saratoga Springs
An ambassador who thought he could sing
He liked to come around ant talk some whack
We paid no mind 'cause he knew jack.

Then one day it became quite clear
It was time to toss him on his ear
But so it was that he would not leave
And this sir is why we believe

Chorus:
You're a Spag.  You're a Spag.
A dirty rotten Spag.
A Hag!  A Bag!
A Stupid Scalliwag.

You're a Spag.  You're a Spag.
A dirty rotten Spag.
You really bug me
I wish I had a gag.

You're a Spag.  You're a Spag.
A dirty rotten Spag.
A Hag!  A Bag!
A Stupid Scalliwag

You're a Spag. You're a Spag.
A dirty rotten Spag.
I really hate you,
Stuff your face in a bag.

Another dude came along to say
The way we ate, not the right way.
We had to let free, all the beasts.
This was how to have a proper feast.

For when it came time for us to chow
Upon our Stoop would be a cow.
For this theory, and so much more.
To you sir, we must implore

Repeat Chorus
Interlude
Repeat Chorus again.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#2
March 31, 2008, 02:24:20 PM
:lol: :lulz:

:mittens:

:D :D :D :D :D

:mittens:

that's awesome!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Triple Zero

#3
March 31, 2008, 02:27:33 PM
i just got from the intergrapevine that some spags apparently aren't able to find the download link and that you should perhaps edit it to be BOLD and BIGGER so as they, too, can click the spligging link.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Eve

#4
March 31, 2008, 02:29:22 PM
Some of us don't see so well upon just waking up, Trip. :P

RWHN: brilliant and amazing!  :mittens:!
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

AFK

#5
March 31, 2008, 02:41:30 PM
done. 

and no making fun of my vocal-stylings.  There's a reason most of my songs are instrumentals. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#6
March 31, 2008, 02:51:58 PM
I am so thankful to have something stuck in my head today other than the fucking David the Gnome theme song



and ahahhaHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAH  x 10

AFK

#7
March 31, 2008, 02:58:48 PM
It came to me while I was on the road.  It was just begging to be made into a song, so I took it upon myself to make it so.  I think the I scared the Fed Ex guy though.  He was delivering while I was doing the vocals. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
March 31, 2008, 05:22:35 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#10
April 01, 2008, 01:26:41 PM
COOKIE MONSTER VOCALS!

AFK

#11
April 01, 2008, 01:27:30 PM
Yeah, and now I have a sore throat.  I think I may have overdone it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#12
April 14, 2008, 10:57:24 PM
i just noticed something amazing, i knew i recognized RWHNs voice from somewhere

he sounds exactly like the announcer in the samurai pizza cats intro!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXiJYcK4-GU
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#13
April 16, 2008, 01:40:57 PM
Uhh....whut was that?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#14
April 16, 2008, 07:33:28 PM
w00t.  It's now also a POEEcast. 
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