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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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ATTN: FRED

Started by Lies, April 01, 2008, 06:31:07 PM

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Richter

#15
April 01, 2008, 08:55:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 01, 2008, 06:52:03 PM
Lys is right.  Fred should learn to love Jesus like she loves Enrico.

Well, maybe not exactly like how she loves Enrico....

There was a song by "Madonna" about this, I'm sure.  Also one by "Type - O - Negative" certainly.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#16
April 01, 2008, 09:51:28 PM
OH HES JUST MAD CAUSE I REJECTED HIS INVIT INTO THE CHRISTIAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK!!!!

WELL FUCK YOU JEEBUS LOVER!!

MY RELIGION CLEARLY STATES ESPN AND CEILING CAT

Lies

#17
April 01, 2008, 09:53:35 PM
Actually fred, this was a reply I got from one of the christians who I was trolling in the group- for some reason they saw it fit to call me "fred' and so I figured I better pass on the message.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#18
April 01, 2008, 09:54:19 PM
HAHAHA

LMNO

#19
April 02, 2008, 03:27:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 01, 2008, 08:47:05 PM
Lys is just pumped up from the hilarious Xtian group on Facebook we joined.

Oh, is that y'all?

What's the deal w/ that?

Cain

#20
April 02, 2008, 03:28:19 PM
Trollery.

LMNO

#21
April 02, 2008, 03:30:14 PM
Cool.  I'm in.

Suu

#22
April 02, 2008, 03:31:43 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

hooplala

#23
April 02, 2008, 03:37:39 PM
I already quit the group (for being too liberal, I claimed), but it was fun while I was on there. 
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#24
April 02, 2008, 03:52:03 PM
So, uh... what's the plan?

hooplala

#25
April 02, 2008, 03:53:29 PM
A lot of :pokewithstick: and  :wrong:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Lies

#26
April 02, 2008, 04:04:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 02, 2008, 03:52:03 PM
So, uh... what's the plan?
Well, at the moment, my shtick is that I'm a reformed catholic who was abused as a child, and I have found a new religion that's healed me and I am the next jesus, along with anyone else who is in my religion.
I'm using discordian logic and I'm not telling them what my religion is other then I am one of the chosen ones and I don't care if they want to join my religion or not (and I don't of course :D)
My favourate thread so far has been "To All the Unbelievers..." cus theres a chick there whos convinced she has mhaghickal powers of divination given to her by god, and I'm trying to tell her shes been tricked by lucifer and I am the one true way for the goddess and jesus have spoken to me in dreams and I know I'm on the right path.

I've got another friend, amanda mennis who is a professional facebook troll being an overly zealous christian, calling me a demon and all, and hoopla was for a while doing the same.

Think of any angle you wish of course. Maybe you can come forth as another one of my faithful to back me up?
I don't care really though, just do lulzy things.  :lulz:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#27
April 02, 2008, 04:05:35 PM
Maybe I'll go the Gospel of Judas route.

Vene

#28
May 20, 2010, 12:50:25 AM
Because I'm too much of a lazy fuck to make my own thread.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#29
May 20, 2010, 01:40:26 AM
i think i just accidentally a whole immaculate conception  :sad:
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