PD's new weapon of Choice

[Payne]

Well, the Pledge can do either/or. Silence or Obnoxify.

Unreliable though, you can never tell what it's actually going to do.

The only way to guarantee silence is to "ZOMG YUO HAXX0RED MY ACCOUNT!"

[Vene]

Well, the Pledge can do either/or. Silence or Obnoxify.

Unreliable though, you can never tell what it's actually going to do.

The only way to guarantee silence is to "ZOMG YUO HAXX0RED MY ACCOUNT!"

You just gave me a trolling idea.

[AFK]

The AKK-47 (short for Ambassador Klok Kaos - 47 ways to piss you off) is a gas operated trolling rifle which was used in most trolling engagements in PD since AKKs arrival.

Adopted and standardized on March 21, 2007, 05:30:09 PM , it was designed by AKK and originally produced by his MySpace site. Compared with most auto-trolling rifles, the AKK-47 is moar l337, of comparable post-count, moderate spammage, and capable of selective flaming. It was one of the first true trolling rifles and, due to its durability and ease of use, remains the most widely used trolling rifle. More AKK-type rifles have been produced than any other trolling rifle type in the irritating bastard market segment.



Specifications
Weight                     3.8 kg (8.4 lb) empty,
                             4.3 kg (9.5 lb) filled with bullshit,
Length                      870 mm (34.3 in) (compensating for something)
Barrel length             415 mm (16.3 in) (still compensating)
Cartridge             7.62x39mm of PURE FAIL
Action                      Gas-operated, rotating bullshit
Rate of fire              600 posts/min
Muzzle velocity    super fast
Effective range    700 or so posts.
Feed system           DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!
Sights                      TGRR's mind control rays.

belated

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What RWHN said.

[Triple Zero]

Well, the Pledge can do either/or. Silence or Obnoxify.

Unreliable though, you can never tell what it's actually going to do.

The only way to guarantee silence is to "ZOMG YUO HAXX0RED MY ACCOUNT!"

You just gave me a trolling idea.

as long as the idea doesnt involve trolling this board

[Vene]

Well, the Pledge can do either/or. Silence or Obnoxify.

Unreliable though, you can never tell what it's actually going to do.

The only way to guarantee silence is to "ZOMG YUO HAXX0RED MY ACCOUNT!"

You just gave me a trolling idea.

as long as the idea doesnt involve trolling this board

No, that's be pointless.  Why would i troll the trolls?  I'm talking about TCC, the mods keep editing my posts.

[Triple Zero]

k just, cause, i forget how new you are again, and generally it's a real shame if someone tries to troll this board

[Cainad (dec.)]

k just, cause, i forget how new you are again, and generally it's a real shame if someone tries to troll this board

I dunno, I got some mild lulz out of it.

In general though, I'd agree.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

k just, cause, i forget how new you are again, and generally it's a real shame if someone tries to troll this board

I dunno, I got some mild lulz out of it.

In general though, I'd agree.

[Jenne]

[Cainad (dec.)]

 

[Agrippa]

BUMP

PD's future weapon:
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Q7MLR89p8

[AFK]

You wouldn't say that if YOU had to sit through 3 months of AKK's shit. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wowww I love how "save the soldier's lives" is Newspeak for "blow the heads off whoever we're attacking".

[Payne]

BUMP!