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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Penumbral, December 26, 2007, 06:04:58 AM

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A.N. Other

No, it's why old Discordians die old, crazy, and paranoid.
"Wow, for an asshole, everyone loves you, honey." -My wife

TheLastLump

"It's a dog-eat-dog world, Jesus, please holla back..." -The Game

doughboy359: Don't be angry cause you're a heretical pagan, we'll still accept you if you convert. Doughboy, on being a Catholic.

hooplala

Quote from: K-Scar on May 11, 2008, 04:32:32 AM
No, it's why old Discordians die old, crazy, and paranoid.

As opposed to all the rest, who die with their shit together?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

A.N. Other

Quote from: Hoopla on May 13, 2008, 10:36:43 PM
Quote from: K-Scar on May 11, 2008, 04:32:32 AM
No, it's why old Discordians die old, crazy, and paranoid.

As opposed to all the rest, who die with their shit together?

Yup.
"Wow, for an asshole, everyone loves you, honey." -My wife

hooplala

You obviously haven't been paying attention.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

TheLastLump

Quote from: K-Scar on May 14, 2008, 03:17:50 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 13, 2008, 10:36:43 PM
Quote from: K-Scar on May 11, 2008, 04:32:32 AM
No, it's why old Discordians die old, crazy, and paranoid.

As opposed to all the rest, who die with their shit together?

Yup.


a-HA! We're on to you, cabbage! The baron sniffed you out.
"It's a dog-eat-dog world, Jesus, please holla back..." -The Game

doughboy359: Don't be angry cause you're a heretical pagan, we'll still accept you if you convert. Doughboy, on being a Catholic.

A.N. Other

Quote from: TheLastLump on May 14, 2008, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: K-Scar on May 14, 2008, 03:17:50 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 13, 2008, 10:36:43 PM
Quote from: K-Scar on May 11, 2008, 04:32:32 AM
No, it's why old Discordians die old, crazy, and paranoid.

As opposed to all the rest, who die with their shit together?

Yup.


a-HA! We're on to you, cabbage! The baron sniffed you out.

Oh? How interesting. And you do have me on that point. It was Thornley who died old, crazy, and paranoid. Everyone else just sort of faded out and plain out died.
"Wow, for an asshole, everyone loves you, honey." -My wife

Jasper

Thornley didn't die, his jokes did.

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Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2008, 05:23:32 AM
Thornley didn't die, his jokes did.he's being held captive by the government conspiracy to keep us Discordians nice sheepable peopable.

Reginald Ret

Quote from: TheLastLump on May 10, 2008, 09:04:08 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 09, 2008, 05:20:44 AM
Thornley was a hippy taoist/zen mystic drug addict.

QED



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