If you don't have anything useful to say...

[Cramulus]

Mixchd being my wife and all.... I've kinda wondered why the disrespect towards her with the sexual stuff. 
Do as thou wilt though.

Have people actually been flaming mixchd? 'cause that's weak. She's been totally cool.

also:  All workplaces should come equipped with Photoshop, because MSPaint edits suck

                           WATCH IT, BUDDY
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                                                     /
                             THE WRATH OF MSPAINT CABAL DOES NOT TOLERATE YOUR BULLSHIT CRAP LIES

[hooplala]

Mixchd being my wife and all.... I've kinda wondered why the disrespect towards her with the sexual stuff. 
Do as thou wilt though.

Have people actually been flaming mixchd? 'cause that's weak. She's been totally cool.

I concur.

[LMNO]

Mixchd being my wife and all.... I've kinda wondered why the disrespect towards her with the sexual stuff. 
Do as thou wilt though.

Have people actually been flaming mixchd? 'cause that's weak. She's been totally cool.

also:  All workplaces should come equipped with Photoshop, because MSPaint edits suck

                           WATCH IT, BUDDY
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                                                     /
                             THE WRATH OF MSPAINT CABAL DOES NOT TOLERATE YOUR BULLSHIT CRAP LIES

Sing it, brother!
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[Daruko]

Have people actually been flaming mixchd? 'cause that's weak. She's been totally cool.

Nope.   Nigel sending me links to a dildo she supposedly bought and posting sexually themed content and fapping consistently to my posts could be seen as more disrepectful to mixchd than to me.   Could be... I don't know, and I don't care.    She's just making an ass of herself really, so by all means.

                           WATCH IT, BUDDY
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                                                     /
                             THE WRATH OF MSPAINT CABAL DOES NOT TOLERATE YOUR BULLSHIT CRAP LIES

MSPAINT SUXXORS.   

[LMNO]

Have people actually been flaming mixchd? 'cause that's weak. She's been totally cool.

Nope.   Nigel sending me links to a dildo she supposedly bought and posting sexually themed content and fapping consistently to my posts could be seen as more disrepectful to mixchd than to me.   Could be... I don't know, and I don't care.    She's just making an ass of herself really, so by all means.

Ok, that should be filed under, "grow a thicker skin, or go to a different URL."

[Daruko]

fair enough.

[e]

Have people actually been flaming mixchd? 'cause that's weak. She's been totally cool.

Nope.   Nigel sending me links to a dildo she supposedly bought and posting sexually themed content and fapping consistently to my posts could be seen as more disrepectful to mixchd than to me.   Could be... I don't know, and I don't care.    She's just making an ass of herself really, so by all means.

                           WATCH IT, BUDDY
                                           \

                                                     /
                             THE WRATH OF MSPAINT CABAL DOES NOT TOLERATE YOUR BULLSHIT CRAP LIES

MSPAINT SUXXORS.   

I thought the fapping was more of a "Look you're masturbating with words to make yourself sound important" deal, but maybe it isn't.  No idea.

MS Paint is fun, but Photoshop is funner!  That said, I know a guy who can draw better in MS Paint than most people I know can draw on paper.  It's crazy times.

And yes, the "Protector of n00bs" thing credit goes to worthy Paesior (whose name I also don't know how to spell) but at least you took it in stride, found it amusing, and ran with it.  Instead of, say, posting pictures of masturbatory material.

[hooplala]

He took it better than Horab ever did.

[Dr. Pataphoros, SpD]

You touched yourself and made the baby Jesus cry.

This phrase confuses me.  Of course baby Jesus is crying.  He's a baby.  Babies cry. 

I said that to someone who tried to tell me I was making baby Jesus cry, and they had nothing to say other than, "Well, yeah..."

[e]

In this case, though, the Babby Jesu cries because his future self-sacrifice of his own life which he made himself (being God and all) is in vain, because he presciently looked 2000 odd years into the future and saw you touching yourself.

[hooplala]

You touched yourself and made the baby Jesus cry.

This phrase confuses me.  Of course baby Jesus is crying.  He's a baby.  Babies cry. 

I said that to someone who tried to tell me I was making baby Jesus cry, and they had nothing to say other than, "Well, yeah..."

Apparently you've never heard Away In A Manger:

The cattle are lowing
The poor Baby wakes
But little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes


IT'S TRUTH!!

[Dr. Pataphoros, SpD]

Well, it seems to me a good deal of his sacrifice was/will-have-been made in vain.  How else could our world spawn Yanni, a 24-hour drive-thru Starbucks, and Tila Tequila?


I'm telling you, it's the motha'fuckin' 'pocolypse up in this piece.  Final Sign: Goatse gets his own Reality TV show.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

You touched yourself and made the baby Jesus cry.

This phrase confuses me.  Of course baby Jesus is crying.  He's a baby.  Babies cry. 

I said that to someone who tried to tell me I was making baby Jesus cry, and they had nothing to say other than, "Well, yeah..."

Apparently you've never heard Away In A Manger:

The cattle are lowing
The poor Baby wakes
But little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes


IT'S TRUTH!!

That's because Jesus... is Laughing Man!

[Daruko]

I'm telling you, it's the motha'fuckin' 'pocolypse up in this piece.  Final Sign: Goatse gets his own Reality TV show.

  oh shit 

[hooplala]

Now you're making ME cry.