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Started by Cramulus, June 03, 2008, 04:32:32 PM

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Cramulus

June 03, 2008, 04:32:32 PM
Airport Security







next person does B

fomenter

#1
June 03, 2008, 04:34:08 PM
bush "to easy but o well"
next is c
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Suu

#2
June 03, 2008, 04:34:53 PM
Connecticut.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Raphaella

#3
June 03, 2008, 04:35:56 PM
Disney.
The sun shall be turned to darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and terrible OZ

Richter

#4
June 03, 2008, 04:41:59 PM
Electric manhole covers
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cain

#5
June 03, 2008, 04:45:14 PM
French lack of hygiene.

Dysnomia

#6
June 03, 2008, 04:47:20 PM
gas prices
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

LMNO

#7
June 03, 2008, 04:47:40 PM
Greyface.
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Dysnomia

#8
June 03, 2008, 04:52:26 PM
hrosies
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#9
June 03, 2008, 04:54:39 PM
Jizz in the fast food  :sad:

fomenter

#10
June 03, 2008, 04:57:23 PM
inconsistent ordering of the alphabet
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Kurt Christ

#11
June 03, 2008, 04:59:36 PM
killer robots
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

LMNO

#12
June 03, 2008, 04:59:59 PM
Klok Kaos (ambassador)

That One Guy

#13
June 03, 2008, 05:06:01 PM Last Edit: June 03, 2008, 05:08:20 PM by That One Guy
LMNO (for consistently screwing the order)

EDIT for the REAL answer:

Lawyers, obviously.
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

Cramulus

#14
June 03, 2008, 05:08:12 PM
Liposuction scars
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