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Dangers of Modern Living A-Z

Started by Cramulus, June 03, 2008, 04:32:32 PM

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#30
June 03, 2008, 05:36:05 PM
yakkity sax youtube videos  :argh!:

saint aini

#31
June 03, 2008, 05:36:51 PM
zeebarf's comics capture the dangers of modern living quite well on the Darwin Awards.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Jasper

#32
June 03, 2008, 08:00:22 PM
Does the game start over now?  I'll begin:

All of you fuckers.

AFK

#33
June 03, 2008, 08:13:51 PM
Bob Barr
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Subtract Eight!

#34
June 03, 2008, 09:12:42 PM
Crap in a cup.
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

AFK

#35
June 03, 2008, 09:17:45 PM
Delving too deep
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysnomia

#36
June 03, 2008, 10:19:47 PM
elevators
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

M.K

#37
June 03, 2008, 10:21:18 PM
furries
Die Scheiße ist das Kühlgebläse angeschlagen.

saint aini

#38
June 03, 2008, 10:23:03 PM
God fearing Christians and Godless Commies
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Dysnomia

#39
June 03, 2008, 10:26:08 PM
Hotels (see that show about "what you find in hotel rooms")
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

fomenter

#40
June 03, 2008, 10:31:48 PM
ignerants   " they need a wall at the border"
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Not Red Ame

#41
June 03, 2008, 10:41:33 PM
Jiminy Christmas Eve in a padlocked sweatbox


Dysnomia

#42
June 03, 2008, 10:42:40 PM
killer bee swarms

(post #666)   :D :evil:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Iason Ouabache

#43
June 03, 2008, 10:55:28 PM
Looooonnng Cat!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Raphaella

#44
June 03, 2008, 11:00:46 PM
Mormons knocking on your door.
The sun shall be turned to darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and terrible OZ
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