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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Dangers of Modern Living A-Z

Started by Cramulus, June 03, 2008, 04:32:32 PM

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saint aini

#75
June 05, 2008, 05:07:36 PM
emos :emo:
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Jasper

#76
June 05, 2008, 05:10:14 PM
Furries

AFK

#77
June 05, 2008, 05:11:36 PM
Geraldine Ferraro
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Raphaella

#78
June 05, 2008, 05:13:41 PM
Holocaust Deniers
The sun shall be turned to darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and terrible OZ

Jasper

#79
June 05, 2008, 05:14:37 PM
Illegitimate sons of convention

Cramulus

#80
June 05, 2008, 05:16:08 PM
Jacking off to internet pr0n instead of finding a real girlfriend

AFK

#81
June 05, 2008, 05:18:25 PM
Kittens
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

fomenter

#82
June 05, 2008, 05:19:33 PM
links to goatsy
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Darth Cupcake

#83
June 05, 2008, 05:20:55 PM
Muttonchops
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Raphaella

#84
June 05, 2008, 05:22:12 PM
New Wave, oven, or anything else for that matter. 
The sun shall be turned to darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and terrible OZ

Dysnomia

#85
June 05, 2008, 05:25:56 PM
octopuses that are extra large
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#86
June 05, 2008, 10:41:45 PM
Door handles.
Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center

Mangrove

#87
June 05, 2008, 11:07:43 PM
People who can't follow alphabetical order?
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Iason Ouabache

#88
June 06, 2008, 12:34:14 AM
Queers
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You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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hooplala

#89
June 06, 2008, 12:36:11 AM
"Reality" tv
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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