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Started by Payne, March 28, 2007, 07:00:12 PM

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hooplala

#60
June 12, 2008, 11:52:08 PM
Payne's only been here for just over a year?

Weird, I thought he joined around the same time as me...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

AFK

#61
June 13, 2008, 01:09:52 AM
Payne, I apologize that my first pun to you was uber lame.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#62
June 13, 2008, 10:07:20 AM
Apart from the "no more meme" incident (which I never speak of) I haven't gone all batshit insane yet either.

I want a 60 page flame war thread!!!  :x

hooplala

#63
June 13, 2008, 01:17:31 PM
Fuck you Payne.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Payne

#64
June 13, 2008, 01:18:27 PM
I have a CONDITION.

:cry:

P3nT4gR4m

#65
June 13, 2008, 01:29:08 PM
Easy to Hate Syndrome  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hooplala

#66
June 13, 2008, 01:37:55 PM
:assburgers2:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Payne

#67
July 03, 2010, 12:23:41 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 29, 2007, 05:59:04 PM
Yeah I came in without too much hubbub. Some people made fun of my avatar for looking like a girl. *shrug* That's about it, really. The secret is that I spent a lot of time lurking and getting a feel for the board before I decided to start posting, so acclimating to the tone here wasn't too hard.

and uhhhh I lived happily ever after



EDIT: people thought I was an alt? hah, never knew that

Particularly funny, given Crams current avatar.

CRAM, YOUR AVATAR LOOKS LIKE A GOD DAMN GIRL!

The Good Reverend Roger

#68
May 12, 2011, 04:59:06 PM
Bump.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#69
May 12, 2011, 05:10:44 PM
Should sticky this under, "N00b?  Read for how NOT to get your ass reamed around here."
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Payne

#70
May 12, 2011, 05:15:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 05:10:44 PM
Should sticky this under, "N00b?  Read for how NOT to get your ass reamed around here."

Nah. I didn't get myt ass reamed because I'm a Holy ManTM. Not just a Holy ManTM but a Messiah also.

My comeuppance isn't due for at least another 6 years.

Phox

#71
May 12, 2011, 05:18:43 PM
Amazing how the narrative 'round here has not changed at all.  :lulz:

AFK

#72
May 12, 2011, 06:10:42 PM
Just for a frame of reference.  This was just a couple of months before the arrival of you-know-who. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#73
May 12, 2011, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 12, 2011, 06:10:42 PM
Just for a frame of reference.  This was just a couple of months before the arrival of you-know-who. 

After, surely.

AFK

#74
May 12, 2011, 06:18:44 PM
Oh snap, you're right.  You arrived six days after he did.  You arrived just in time to restore some faith and balance out his fail. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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