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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cain, July 06, 2008, 02:16:24 PM

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Friar Puck

Can't say I have really much to add, other than less than 8 years ago that was me sitting at the table with the goofy doo. We used Bob Jones University science books, I studied the classics of Western literature to show how all their problems are generated through sin, and I spent my first two years of university at:
http://www.nsa.edu/

My plan was to go to Patrick Henry and study constitutional law for a Congress gig.

If it wasn't for Monty Python I wouldn't have had any idea there could be something else; discordia being the only other groups of well read bitterly sarcastic tards.

Now I simply cannot believe the foolishness, and it burns my fucking craw to see my little brothers use /me/ as a punching bag to practice their Christian rhetoric.

There is only one real quality we can use to get into their minds, only one.

They are all either dumb as shit, or fucking bored.

Think about it: how many hours can you play with jesus legos by yourself?

Just.....fuck.
-Sputnik

Cain

Oh wow, thats pretty incredible.

Sounds like you got a lucky escape there.  nsa.edu wont load however, which is probably for the best.

Friar Puck

New Saint Andrew's College: Moscow, Idaho
Something about, "Jesus didn't first say seek thou a technical education." [polite laughter] and "It's your duty to vote for the worst of the two evils to speed up the end times."

Rumckle

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 08, 2008, 10:26:36 AM
It strikes me as amusing that it was christianity which, even if it couldn't take all the credit, certainly played a huge part in overseeing the demise of the roman empire and now, as the american empire is crumbling, almost before it's even got started, we see the cult of jehovas bastard zombie, rearing it's retarded head again.

Nah, I think it's just that empires don't last as long as they used to, just like wars don't last as long as they used to, seeing as though it is easier to kill people and help the prols rise up.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

P3nT4gR4m

In the future, everyone will have 15 mins of empire

[/warhol]  :lulz:

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 09, 2008, 12:30:34 PM
In the future, everyone will have 15 mins of empire

[/warhol]  :lulz:

RAH! :lulz:
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Quote from: Rumckle on July 09, 2008, 08:54:57 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 08, 2008, 10:26:36 AM
It strikes me as amusing that it was christianity which, even if it couldn't take all the credit, certainly played a huge part in overseeing the demise of the roman empire and now, as the american empire is crumbling, almost before it's even got started, we see the cult of jehovas bastard zombie, rearing it's retarded head again.

Nah, I think it's just that empires don't last as long as they used to, just like wars don't last as long as they used to, seeing as though it is easier to kill people and help the prols rise up.

Why exactly did Al Gore invent the internets?  Hm... he must be up to something! (I'm sorry! I just don't trust a guy with a multi-million dollar slide show!!!)
There are two kinds of people in this world.. Winners and losers.. I think we know which kind you are.

LMNO