HOLY SHIT!BREAKING:MAN TRAVELS BACK IN TIME AND TEARS OFF ADOLPH HITLER'S HEAD!!

[Cain]

[nostalgic Badger]

No, no, no... you see, it was a fake Hitler, and someone ripped the head off the fake.  See?  It wasn't real.  It wouldn't make any sense at all the other way. 

[/nostalgicBadger]

Your consistent failure to recognize irony astounds me.

Edit:
I'm going to go ahead and pre-empt the inevitable "OMG THAT'S NOT IRONY U NOOB" by clarifying:
I'm a post-modernist

Ah, explains everything.

Also:

[nostalgicBadger]

You wouldn't by any chance have Asperger's Syndrome, would you?

[nostalgicBadger]

[nostalgic Badger]

No, no, no... you see, it was a fake Hitler, and someone ripped the head off the fake.  See?  It wasn't real.  It wouldn't make any sense at all the other way. 

[/nostalgicBadger]

Your consistent failure to recognize irony astounds me.

Edit:
I'm going to go ahead and pre-empt the inevitable "OMG THAT'S NOT IRONY U NOOB" by clarifying:
I'm a post-modernist

Ah, explains everything.

If you're actually basing your personal philosophy on the PD, then so are you.
The Principia Discordia is just a whimsical take on post-modernism.

[Cain]

[nostalgic Badger]

No, no, no... you see, it was a fake Hitler, and someone ripped the head off the fake.  See?  It wasn't real.  It wouldn't make any sense at all the other way. 

[/nostalgicBadger]

Your consistent failure to recognize irony astounds me.

Edit:
I'm going to go ahead and pre-empt the inevitable "OMG THAT'S NOT IRONY U NOOB" by clarifying:
I'm a post-modernist

Ah, explains everything.

If you're actually basing your personal philosophy on the PD, then so are you.
The Principia Discordia is just a whimsical take on post-modernism.

Are you suggesting you know the true secret of Discordianism?  That there are no alternative interpretations?

How very Modernist of you.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

[nostalgic Badger]

No, no, no... you see, it was a fake Hitler, and someone ripped the head off the fake.  See?  It wasn't real.  It wouldn't make any sense at all the other way. 

[/nostalgicBadger]

Your consistent failure to recognize irony astounds me.

Edit:
I'm going to go ahead and pre-empt the inevitable "OMG THAT'S NOT IRONY U NOOB" by clarifying:
I'm a post-modernist

Ah, explains everything.

If you're actually basing your personal philosophy on the PD, then so are you.
The Principia Discordia is just a whimsical take on post-modernism.

[Cain]

[nostalgic Badger]

No, no, no... you see, it was a fake Hitler, and someone ripped the head off the fake.  See?  It wasn't real.  It wouldn't make any sense at all the other way. 

[/nostalgicBadger]

Your consistent failure to recognize irony astounds me.

Edit:
I'm going to go ahead and pre-empt the inevitable "OMG THAT'S NOT IRONY U NOOB" by clarifying:
I'm a post-modernist

Ah, explains everything.

If you're actually basing your personal philosophy on the PD, then so are you.
The Principia Discordia is just a whimsical take on post-modernism.

Note the amazing leap in logic from:

"The Principia Discordia is a postmodern text" (debatable, but possibly accurate) to "people who consider themselves Discordians are ALL postmodernists.  No exceptions."

Amazing, isn't it?  Its almost as if no-one taught him totalizing ideologies are meant to be a hallmark of all those nasty meta-narratives postmodernists are against...

[Cainad (dec.)]

I think a Hitler wax figure would be totally appropriate if they had a gallery devoted to Not-Very-Nice People.

"Welcome to Mme Tussauds Gallery of Eebil Bastids!"

[Messier Undertree]

If you're actually basing your personal philosophy on the PD

what

[BADGE OF HONOR]

(by the way, all those people who are all up in arms about him being there need to fuck off.  he's one of the most famous people in history, goddamn it)

yeah because there's absolutely nothing fucked up about enabling neo-nazis to take pictures together with their favourite hero.

that's what wax museums are for, after all.

i don't want to say whether he should be there or not, but things are not as simple and straightforward as you may want them to be, those people need to fuck off .. yeah.

People are going to do retarded shit (in this case, being neo-nazis) whether or not there is a wax Hitler.  Like it or not, he cut a vast swath through history, and his presence in a wax museum is perfectly relevant.  It's like hiding that greek statue of the satyr raping the nymph, because it might encourage people to do rape.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

nB:  please look at what you're saying, then kill yourself for being the humorless douchebag that you are.

[Triple Zero]

(by the way, all those people who are all up in arms about him being there need to fuck off.  he's one of the most famous people in history, goddamn it)

yeah because there's absolutely nothing fucked up about enabling neo-nazis to take pictures together with their favourite hero.

that's what wax museums are for, after all.

i don't want to say whether he should be there or not, but things are not as simple and straightforward as you may want them to be, those people need to fuck off .. yeah.

People are going to do retarded shit (in this case, being neo-nazis) whether or not there is a wax Hitler.  Like it or not, he cut a vast swath through history, and his presence in a wax museum is perfectly relevant.  It's like hiding that greek statue of the satyr raping the nymph, because it might encourage people to do rape.

yeah, good point. on second thought, i agree with you.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSL0542177220080705?rpc=64

Well, obviously, the way to learn from the past is to erase all the bad parts from history.

This planet is fucking retarded.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I don't know he looks pretty sad in the picture, just imagine hitler sighing over his own visage

I would very much prefer this facial expression:

actually you know what they should do is give him the pistol he committed suicide with and it could be like the last moments before his death and that would please a lot of people

That would only be cool if they did it mid-headshot.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

[nostalgic Badger]

No, no, no... you see, it was a fake Hitler, and someone ripped the head off the fake.  See?  It wasn't real.  It wouldn't make any sense at all the other way. 

[/nostalgicBadger]

Your consistent failure to recognize irony astounds me.

Edit:
I'm going to go ahead and pre-empt the inevitable "OMG THAT'S NOT IRONY U NOOB" by clarifying:
I'm a post-modernist, therefore the idea of getting worked up over morals, particularly moral events that you weren't even alive for, baffles me. Therefore, a wax Hitler is art, or a historical representation, like a photograph, and nothing more. It's not a symbol of racism or anti-semetism or anything like that. And somebody worked hard on it. Destroying somebody's hard work because you're worked up over a moral event you weren't alive for is an atrocity, at least in my mind. Thinking of somebody who does this as a hero, even more so.
Therefore, acting relieved that somebody pointlessly destroyed a wax sculpture as an alternative to having actually gone back in time and murdered Hitler, which obviously nobody in his right mind could believe anyway (and anybody who thinks that somebody on this forum believes this could only be a moron), is ironic.

Now do me a favor and STFU.

HOLY FUCK! IT'S OFF THE SCALES!!1
CARING LESS ABOUT NB'S OPINION = FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE! IT NOW OFFICIALLY DEFIES SCIENCE! I JUST SHIT MY PANTS AS WELL AS MY FRIENDS' PANTS!

(my pants ran out of room for fecal matter so I had to borrow 3 more pairs, long story short I have 3 less friends)

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

nB:  please look at what you're saying, then kill yourself for being the humorless douchebag that you are.