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Started by Church of What's Happening Now, July 19, 2008, 11:31:52 PM

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Church of What's Happening Now

July 19, 2008, 11:31:52 PM
Have you guys seen the new billboard for UMC. The poster has some hospital item on it, but what struck me was the slogan: Can you hear the silence?

Why is the hospital silent. Is everyone there dead?

Iason Ouabache

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July 20, 2008, 12:01:01 AM
I haven't seen it, but I'm going to assume that it's an anti-abortion ad.
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Cain

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July 20, 2008, 12:08:27 AM
Its a hospital for those in persistent vegetative states.

Have you no respect for the sanctity of life?
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Church of What's Happening Now

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July 20, 2008, 12:15:47 AM
Its not about Abortion. It seemed to be a promotional ad for UMC  :lol:

LMNO

#4
July 21, 2008, 12:46:53 PM
Perhaps if you could explain what UMC is, that might be more helpful.



LMNO
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Church of What's Happening Now

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July 21, 2008, 12:58:19 PM
UMC=University Medical Center in Tucson. Am I understanding that not everyone here is in Tucson?

AFK

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July 21, 2008, 02:28:35 PM
No, most of us are from Scotland. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#7
July 21, 2008, 03:14:54 PM
Most of the rest of the remainder are in New England.

A good chunk of those left over are in Florida.

Sizeable amounts of the others are in California.

A handful of spags live in Canada.

One or two vengeful asshats are from the northern midwest.

And then there's you.

AFK

#8
July 21, 2008, 03:18:01 PM
We've also got the Dutch spag.

And the Norwegian one who used to post really awesome writing in Or Kill Me but has seemed to have stopped doing so. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iason Ouabache

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July 22, 2008, 12:35:17 AM
Quote from: Church of What's Happening Now on July 21, 2008, 12:58:19 PM
UMC=University Medical Center in Tucson. Am I understanding that not everyone here is in Tucson?
You probably should have explained that in the first place.  I assumed that you meant the United Methodist Church.
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Nose extractor

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October 07, 2008, 11:04:40 PM
Errm, Hasnt been posted anythin here for a while, but i just gotta give you this one.

On the window of a shoestore in Gothenburg, Sweden:

"For you who wear shoes on a daily basis." 

Cain

#11
October 08, 2008, 09:38:55 AM
I would wonder if these were cases of intentional irony on the part of the advertisers...but then I remember they are advertisers and I can relax once again.

Professor Mu-Chao

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October 09, 2008, 01:47:28 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 20, 2008, 12:08:27 AM
Its a hospital for those in persistent vegetative states.

Have you no respect for the sanctity of life?
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The Good Reverend Roger

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October 09, 2008, 04:42:43 AM
Quote from: Church of What's Happening Now on July 21, 2008, 12:58:19 PM
UMC=University Medical Center in Tucson. Am I understanding that not everyone here is in Tucson?

Not hardly.  Just us cool peoples.
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October 09, 2008, 04:47:35 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on July 21, 2008, 02:28:35 PM
No, most of us are from Scotland. 

THAT'S WHY THERE'S HAGGIS STAINS ALL OVER THE SCREEN!
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