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Started by Great Teacher Largo, May 27, 2005, 05:49:47 AM

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Great Teacher Largo

May 27, 2005, 05:49:47 AM
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

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Zurtok Khan

#1
May 27, 2005, 11:28:15 AM
I submit here that anyone who has that quote from Red Queen in his sig didn't actually read the book.  Damn fucker.  Thats a good book too.
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Great Teacher Largo

#2
May 28, 2005, 09:02:58 AM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanI submit here that anyone who has that quote from Red Queen in his sig didn't actually read the book.  Damn fucker.  Thats a good book too.

I have read the book, several times.  It's on my list of favorite things to read.  I just happen to find that a very funny quote.  Because it's true.  And people argue that it isn't.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

LMNO

#3
May 31, 2005, 05:10:56 PM
Possibility: a recessive sterility gene.

The carriers are not sterile, but when two recessive carriers mate, the recessive gene becomes dominant, and the child is sterile.


And it can be passed on in it's recessive form throught many generations.

Not saying it necessarily exists, just that it's possible.

East Coast Hustle

#4
March 29, 2008, 03:59:31 PM
bump.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


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Soup

#5
July 20, 2008, 04:06:36 PM
Three cheers for his Roundness.
I submit Shel Silverstein's The Missing Piece as evidence of his Roundness's glory
http://books.google.ca/books?id=Aa5YGwAACAAJ&dq=inauthor:Shel+inauthor:Silverstein

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
July 20, 2008, 04:56:23 PM
What in the hell is the deal with this thread?
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Vene

#8
July 21, 2008, 02:52:11 AM
My guess is that Largo is sterile.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
July 21, 2008, 02:54:51 AM
Quote from: Vene on July 21, 2008, 02:52:11 AM
My guess is that Largo is sterile.

No, actually he was a pedo, and hit on Medeo's 9 year old sister.
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Cramulus

#10
July 21, 2008, 05:11:39 AM
wow, that website is seriously from the web of yesteryear.

Vene

#11
July 21, 2008, 03:46:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 21, 2008, 02:54:51 AM
Quote from: Vene on July 21, 2008, 02:52:11 AM
My guess is that Largo is sterile.

No, actually he was a pedo, and hit on Medeo's 9 year old sister.
This site attracts the best people.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 21, 2008, 05:11:39 AM
wow, that website is seriously from the web of yesteryear.
Do I even want to click on the link?

Cainad (dec.)

#12
July 21, 2008, 04:55:43 PM
Quote from: Vene on July 21, 2008, 03:46:01 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 21, 2008, 05:11:39 AM
wow, that website is seriously from the web of yesteryear.
Do I even want to click on the link?

It won't hurt. Then again, you won't feel particularly good, either.

Mangrove

#13
July 22, 2008, 08:09:08 PM
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo on May 27, 2005, 05:49:47 AM
I submit here the proof.

:fuckoff: and :emo: you :boot:

I realize he doesn't post here anymore. Still...I'm sticking with my previous statement.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

East Coast Hustle

#14
July 27, 2008, 10:43:14 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on July 22, 2008, 08:09:08 PM
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo on May 27, 2005, 05:49:47 AM
I submit here the proof.

:fuckoff: and :emo: you :boot:

I realize he doesn't post here anymore. Still...I'm sticking with my previous statement.

like hell he doesn't.

ALL noobs are Eric.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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