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Advice Puppy thread

Started by Cain, July 19, 2008, 01:42:12 PM

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Dysnomia

#15
July 21, 2008, 04:44:22 AM
Advice dog, I have this weird rash on my....what should I do about it?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Cain

#16
July 21, 2008, 04:47:17 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on July 21, 2008, 04:44:22 AM
Advice dog, I have this weird rash on my....what should I do about it?

Valerie - Gone

#17
July 21, 2008, 05:18:54 AM
Advice Puppy, what should I do when I feel sick to my stomach, like I need to throw up?
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.

Let him that would move the world, first move himself. -Socrates

Nast

#18
July 21, 2008, 05:23:27 AM
Advise Puppy, is it really worth it to learn Catalan?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Cain

#19
July 21, 2008, 05:24:25 AM
Quote from: Valerie LeFurston on July 21, 2008, 05:18:54 AM
Advice Puppy, what should I do when I feel sick to my stomach, like I need to throw up?

Cain

#20
July 21, 2008, 05:27:04 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on July 21, 2008, 05:23:27 AM
Advise Puppy, is it really worth it to learn Catalan?

Nast

#21
July 21, 2008, 05:31:57 AM
 :lulz:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
July 21, 2008, 06:24:55 AM
Puppy;

My vegan ex who lives on my couch keeps eating my food. What should I do?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#23
July 21, 2008, 06:32:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2008, 06:24:55 AM
Puppy;

My vegan ex who lives on my couch keeps eating my food. What should I do?

Cramulus

#24
July 21, 2008, 01:56:30 PM
there's so much wisdom packed into so few words

it's like a 21st century advice haiku

Lies

#25
July 21, 2008, 02:04:46 PM
Advice puppy,

How do I become a dance commander?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#26
July 21, 2008, 03:04:03 PM
Advice Puppy,

What is love?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
July 21, 2008, 07:57:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 21, 2008, 06:32:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2008, 06:24:55 AM
Puppy;

My vegan ex who lives on my couch keeps eating my food. What should I do?



I love you, puppy!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

the dreadful hours

#28
July 21, 2008, 08:01:44 PM
should i be offended when she calls out her father's name instead of mine?

LMNO

#29
July 21, 2008, 08:19:01 PM
Dear advice puppy,

What sort of advice would you give yourself?
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