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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Voodoo

#810
July 23, 2008, 06:47:42 PM
they look just like my dogs!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#811
July 23, 2008, 07:03:30 PM
What the hell kind of dogs do you have?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Voodoo

#812
July 23, 2008, 07:10:35 PM
scruffy mutts with big ears. 

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#813
July 23, 2008, 09:07:52 PM
I want bat-dogs!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Voodoo

#814
July 23, 2008, 09:11:12 PM
I will find a pic to post tonight.

AFK

#815
July 23, 2008, 09:14:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 23, 2008, 09:07:52 PM
I want bat-dogs!

If I had a bat-dog I would name it Louisville Slugger. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BADGE OF HONOR

#816
July 23, 2008, 09:19:06 PM
GROAN.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

AFK

#817
August 05, 2008, 03:03:03 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#818
August 05, 2008, 08:54:24 PM
Wow, ANOTHER one?

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#819
August 05, 2008, 08:55:07 PM
I was waiting for that to drop.

Raphaella

#820
August 05, 2008, 09:09:11 PM
QuoteA sixth foot found in June in British Columbia was determined to be an animal paw that had been shoved inside a shoe as a hoax.
Clearly this needed a troll. I mean, really.  :lulz:
The sun shall be turned to darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and terrible OZ

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#821
August 09, 2008, 12:52:06 AM

Cramulus

#822
November 29, 2008, 11:00:54 PM
A little bird told me that this is the work of Discordians:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g0Qse_bPFqZms857O_uj-_wHZk7gD94LGGP83

fomenter

#823
November 29, 2008, 11:07:22 PM
 :lulz:
needs a candelabra
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#824
November 29, 2008, 11:16:04 PM
What the hell, that is awesome!  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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