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Advice Puppy thread

Started by Cain, July 19, 2008, 01:42:12 PM

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Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

Dear advice puppy,

I was in mid cum when I noticed it was a shemale, what should I do?
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Chairman Risus

Advice Puppy, why have you forsaken us?

Vene

Quote from: Risus on July 29, 2008, 11:12:20 PM
Advice Puppy, why have you forsaken us?
I think Cheney shot him.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Richter on July 29, 2008, 03:38:05 PM
Advice Puppy,

I do not understand it.  Please help.

:x

Advice puppy, am I greatly amused or suicidal? I can't seem to tell.

Messier Undertree


Cain

Quote from: Pig Wee on July 29, 2008, 01:10:37 AM
Dear Advice Puppy,

I have a boyfriend but he really annoys me. I've been thinking of breaking up with him, but I hear he really likes me, so I'm waiting for an astonishingly redeeming quality to come up, so I don't have to break up with him. Also, There are other guys in the picture, but I haven't done anything with them yet, deciding to wait until the situation with teh boyfrann resolves itself.

So, stay with boyfriend despite annoying factor, or break up with him and fuck other guys' brains out?


Cain


Cain


Cain

Quote from: PeregrineBF on July 29, 2008, 03:30:17 PM
Dear advice puppy;
Calcium Oxide or Hydrochloric Acid? Organic matter must be disposed of!


Cain



Cain

Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 29, 2008, 11:09:46 PM
Dear advice puppy,

I was in mid cum when I noticed it was a shemale, what should I do?


Cain


Cain

Quote from: Cainad on July 30, 2008, 01:33:37 AM
Quote from: Richter on July 29, 2008, 03:38:05 PM
Advice Puppy,

I do not understand it.  Please help.

:x

Advice puppy, am I greatly amused or suicidal? I can't seem to tell.