BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast

[Cain]

http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk

This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps. Click thru for larger dino-damage.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Last I checked, they called these partially decomposed dogs.

[Requia ☣]

It looks like a baby owlbear.  Somebody hired one too many geeks for government bioweapon projects 

[fomenter]

Purge the furrys from government and this shit wont happen.
or
Stop  illegal immigration chupacabra not welcome in America

[Cainad (dec.)]

I think I've been to said animal testing facility. All I saw were baboons.

[Faust]

Pazuzu! poor thing, what happened to you?

[Dysnomia]

it's totally a sea turtle with it's shell ripped off.  Poor nekkid turtle. 

[Cain]

You know the shells are attached via the spine, right?  I just want to point that out.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Yep. A turtle without it's shell would just be a quivering mass of innards.

[Cain]

Which would be cool, but no monster

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

The jury is still out for me. I'm not going to make any kind of judgment-call until I see one.

[LMNO]

http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk

This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps. Click thru for larger dino-damage.

I hear that Obabma is creating new forms of life that only feed on people living in so-called "Red States."  If this is true, how would that affect your voting preference?

[/Wall Street Journal]

[AFK]

Well, all I know is that if that washed up on some beach in rural, coastal Maine, it would be called lunch. 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

The jury is still out for me. I'm not going to make any kind of judgment-call until I see one.

I have to agree with TTM on this.  It sounds really cool but...

[Lies]

I'm going to bet someone's going to make a lot of money from this.