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Started by Church of What's Happening Now, July 19, 2008, 12:22:24 PM

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Pieces

#30
July 30, 2008, 07:17:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 30, 2008, 07:02:29 PM
Quote from: Pieces on July 30, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
Quote from: Dr. Payne on July 30, 2008, 05:18:33 PM
No one who has posted in this thread until now is worth anything at all.

Join me! I'll teach you to be a REALLY REAL Discordian. Also there will be lubeless anal.

.........Blood is a lubricant...........

...Just saying.....





...Just saying...

Haha, maybe I came of a little 'Goth' there. I was shooting for more of a 'British black humour' angle.

Different grids, I guess.

:D

Reverend Ju Ju Booze

#31
July 30, 2008, 08:19:35 PM
Am I the only one who thought of extreme groin surgical reconstruction when reading "new member"?
Capitalism.
When it uses the carrot is called democracy,
When it uses the stick is called fascism.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#32
July 30, 2008, 08:27:12 PM
Quote from: Reverend Ju Ju Booze on July 30, 2008, 08:19:35 PM
Am I the only one who thought of extreme groin surgical reconstruction when reading "new member"?

Yes, because you are sick and twisted.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

PopeTom

#33
August 03, 2008, 03:40:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 30, 2008, 07:02:29 PM
Quote from: Pieces on July 30, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
Quote from: Dr. Payne on July 30, 2008, 05:18:33 PM
No one who has posted in this thread until now is worth anything at all.

Join me! I'll teach you to be a REALLY REAL Discordian. Also there will be lubeless anal.

.........Blood is a lubricant...........

...Just saying.....





...Just saying...

This seems like a good place to re-post this.

-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Empathica

#34
August 03, 2008, 06:26:57 PM
so when did the discordia go goth exactly....? :kingmeh:
"I am very satisfied with the results."
                 -Li Ka-Shing
KA

Cain

#35
August 03, 2008, 06:40:45 PM
1981-88.

Dark times....oh so dark, weeping gently into the night, where the vampires dwell....

Then raves came into fashion, thank god.

LMNO

#36
August 04, 2008, 12:24:48 PM

BADGE OF HONOR

#37
August 04, 2008, 07:14:54 PM
That's both silly and terrible.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
August 05, 2008, 05:51:56 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 04, 2008, 12:24:48 PM


"Grandpa, what happened to your eyes?"

"Why, Little Billy, I got a head full of spag one day."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#39
August 05, 2008, 12:29:59 PM
Of course, the above quote is predicated on that guy actually breeding.

AFK

#40
August 05, 2008, 01:58:25 PM
"I'm so Goth, I birth bats!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
August 06, 2008, 12:49:14 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 05, 2008, 12:29:59 PM
Of course, the above quote is predicated on that guy actually breeding.

Having reviewed the evidence, it turns out that stupid people get to breed all the time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#42
August 06, 2008, 12:47:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2008, 12:49:14 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 05, 2008, 12:29:59 PM
Of course, the above quote is predicated on that guy actually breeding.

Having reviewed the evidence, it turns out that stupid people get to breed all the time.

As I look around my morning commute, I see you have a very compelling agrument, sir.

Lupernikes_shadowbark

#43
August 29, 2008, 12:37:07 PM
I is across here in Ireland and we seem to be a tad out of the loop methinks...not too many of an Erisian bent herein located mayhaps? 

Hello everyone, by the way, to follow the zeitgeist of the thread *waves*

Cramulus

#44
August 31, 2008, 01:26:21 PM
Hey Wolfshoes Darktree. Yeah, I don't think we have many spags from Ireland - tons from Scottland though.





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