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...and suddenly, it all made sense.

Started by East Coast Hustle, August 18, 2008, 03:42:50 AM

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East Coast Hustle

August 18, 2008, 03:42:50 AM
bunch.


of.



fucking.



DILETTANTES.


:retard:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nast

#1
August 18, 2008, 03:46:27 AM
It did not suddenly make sense to me.
To what do you refer?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Cain

#2
August 18, 2008, 04:51:12 AM
You rang?

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3
August 18, 2008, 05:11:22 AM
who in the what now?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
August 18, 2008, 07:35:40 AM
I had a fucking camping trip. The only weekend this summer I could take the kids. Sorry, they're more important than a bunch of Christian furries.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#5
August 18, 2008, 02:18:26 PM
umm, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

#6
August 18, 2008, 02:19:29 PM
I concur with everything, because it's the easy thing to do. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Chairman Risus

#7
August 18, 2008, 02:28:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2008, 02:19:29 PM
I concur with everything, because it's the easy thing to do. 
I take offense to that.

AFK

#8
August 18, 2008, 02:37:04 PM
Me too. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
August 18, 2008, 06:47:43 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 18, 2008, 02:18:26 PM
umm, I have no idea what you're talking about.

And I have no idea what YOU'RE talking about, so we're even.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#10
August 18, 2008, 06:49:08 PM
You never can tell with them shore dwellers. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#11
August 18, 2008, 07:03:49 PM
I'll thank you not to confuse the Seaside Assholes Cabal with the Innsmouth Fishfuckers Club.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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#12
August 18, 2008, 07:46:16 PM
dilla-whats?

i hope thats a new word for prostitute!

AFK

#13
August 18, 2008, 07:49:42 PM
My guess is he's talking about all of the tourists flooding the coast this time of year.  Am I right? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BADGE OF HONOR

#14
August 18, 2008, 07:57:03 PM
Quote from: Frederieke Noodle on August 18, 2008, 07:46:16 PM
dilla-whats?

i hope thats a new word for prostitute!

No, that's debutantes.   :lulz:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".
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