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LMNO

#345
August 27, 2008, 02:26:23 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 27, 2008, 02:24:17 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 26, 2008, 08:54:56 PMHas anyone ever figured out how to get toothpaste back into the tube? 

A. with a series of trucks?

B. turn the tube inside-out, smear the toothpaste on the outside, turn back outside-in

C. videotape a Colgate commercial : toothpaste in the tube!

D. Tooth, ctrl-X, Tube, ctrl-V ?

E. if lube=rape, then tube=tape, therefore, black ducttape. unless it's like the 5th time in one night.


:potd::potd::potd:

AFK

#346
August 27, 2008, 04:56:55 PM
I'm not sure I understand E. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#347
August 28, 2008, 02:37:35 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 27, 2008, 04:56:55 PM
I'm not sure I understand E. 

E seems to be the prime way to get it back into the tube.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#348
August 28, 2008, 05:02:09 AM
what the cock is this shit.


except for 000's tube n paste thingy. that's win.

AFK

#349
August 28, 2008, 01:41:51 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 28, 2008, 02:37:35 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 27, 2008, 04:56:55 PM
I'm not sure I understand E. 

E seems to be the prime way to get it back into the tube.

Yeah, but I still don't get it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

lemurdue

#350
August 28, 2008, 10:25:36 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 15, 2008, 08:32:48 AM

Why would you bump this shit???

I was looking at it and thought to myself, "if I were only four years old, I wouldn't have even started school and this poor thread is already dead." I spent much time reflecting this and realized that when the singularity occurs, our new computerized master will probably kill humans that have not been sympathetic to their online creations. Since I already help animals when I have a chance, I figured, "why not a poor lonely thread?" Maybe I'll score some points with our computerized c@$hm@ster G0d. So, I bumped it and ran off to look at some Pr0N.

Triple Zero

#351
August 29, 2008, 12:34:28 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 28, 2008, 01:41:51 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 28, 2008, 02:37:35 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 27, 2008, 04:56:55 PM
I'm not sure I understand E. 

E seems to be the prime way to get it back into the tube.

Yeah, but I still don't get it. 

maybe if ducttape isn't the answer you seem to be asking the wrong question, in some sense?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

#352
August 29, 2008, 01:03:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 28, 2008, 01:41:51 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 28, 2008, 02:37:35 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 27, 2008, 04:56:55 PM
I'm not sure I understand E. 

E seems to be the prime way to get it back into the tube.

Yeah, but I still don't get it. 

Did you really miss that one, Name?

AFK

#353
August 29, 2008, 02:17:16 PM
Well I got the E Prime pun, I still don't get the option E in 000's original post.  But I'm probably overthinking it or something. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#354
August 29, 2008, 03:17:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 29, 2008, 02:17:16 PM
Well I got the E Prime pun, I still don't get the option E in 000's original post.  But I'm probably overthinking it or something. 

okay, to be honest, i was just ducttaping a couple of board memes together into nonsense. it's LMNO that gave it POTD. so he can explain what the funny is about it, (cause i don't really know, really)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#355
August 29, 2008, 03:24:20 PM
Surely by now, if there was any funny, I've killed it. 

Sorry bout that. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

#356
August 29, 2008, 06:09:57 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#357
August 29, 2008, 06:26:45 PM

hooplala

#358
August 29, 2008, 06:31:33 PM
 :wink:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

evangelikevin

#359
August 30, 2008, 04:18:49 PM
Quote from: Ale on August 26, 2008, 08:49:37 PM
Quote from: evangelikevin on August 26, 2008, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 26, 2008, 07:39:01 PM
What's 5 years between asshats? 
I'm not an asshat. I'm a penis sombrero.

I can't believe you actually found a picture of that.....
Saturday night it's the place to be,
Everybody cut footloose with me,
At the party at the leper colony!
-Weird Al Yankovic
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