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Rev Roger, Flyer #13: The Menace Among Us.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 14, 2008, 01:38:25 AM

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Payne

Quote from: Netaungrot on September 04, 2008, 12:23:04 AM
(Contains no Ameritard)

Actually it does, but it probably wouldn't be noticed.

We spell it "Vandalising".

Still, awesome win.

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Thanks Payne, it's been fixed.

I thought that was the case but it was spelled that way on Cain's flyer so I thought maybe it was acceptable/common.

Please direct further feedback over here, under one of my "Roger flyers" threads so this one doesn't get jacked. Also feel free to critique or just fling shit at some older designs as they're passable/good IMO but could be improved.
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Cain


hooplala

Once again, you have outdone yourself, Net.  It's a fucking ripper.

And now with the un-Americanized version I can post it around here without suspicion.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Lupernikes_shadowbark

Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2008, 09:45:20 PM
Emailing the Express and Daily Mail with this terrible news (edited for English audience).

and The Sun, and Sky News...can you post your edited version mate plish?

Lupernikes_shadowbark

Oh I managed to send it to a group of British, shall we say, patriots who one of my alter-egos has been a "source" for already..hee hee

Cain

Quote from: Lupernikes_shadowbark on September 05, 2008, 01:09:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2008, 09:45:20 PM
Emailing the Express and Daily Mail with this terrible news (edited for English audience).

and The Sun, and Sky News...can you post your edited version mate plish?


There is a danger to our nation, and our very way of life, that lurks just beneath the radar of ordinary society...An organization of chaos-worshippers which has as its goal nothing less than the utter destruction of the British way of life.

These degenerates call themselves "Discordians", and they openly admit that they worship a pagan Goddess by the name of Eris. Eris was, as those with a classical education will know, an evil crone who was associated with Ares, the Greek god of war. In mythology, Eris was prone to destroying civilizations for her own amusement (The Trojan War was - in legend - started by her, simply because she wasn't invited to a party).

Wikipedia states: Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order. Wikipedia also states that the exact number and organization of these deviants are
unknown.

Are these the kind of people we want running around loose? Their idea of "worship" is, according to their own website (http://principiadiscordia.com), playing stupid pranks and vandalising things, and their stated goal is the destruction of our nation and all "normals" and "merehumes" ("mere humans") they can catch. If you are unconvinced, check out the forums at the site. These are not just another group of neo-hippies or "pagans", they are a genuine threat to Britain as a Christian nation...or a nation at all.

Write your MP, the House of Lords, and/or the editor of your local paper and demand that something be done about this menace. It's bad enough that we have to deal with foreign terrorists out to end our way of life, but now we have a menace lurking like a snake in the grass, composed of our own "citizens"...as if anyone intent on the demolition of a nation can be called a citizen of that nation. They must be rooted out and exposed, before they destroy us all.

Lupernikes_shadowbark

thank you sir, I'd missed your earlier posting of the pdf when I posted that and it has been used, and used well! I like it though, stir up a few loonies I think!  These guys i sent it to are called Red Watch and they'll just luuuurve this :lulz:

Cain

Red watch are a bunch of fucking pussies.  Just watch how much they cry and piss themselves when you talk about the Anti-Nazi League to them.

Lupernikes_shadowbark

true but they act hard and I like messing with them

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

I love that poster. It's my favorite for slipping into mailboxes and in-boxes.

Cainad (dec.)

Also, Roger, I'm enjoying your bumping spree immensely.

Dalek

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I'm translating this in Bulgarian, with some minor changes. I think that with the recent growth of "dangerous cults" here a lot of newspapers will be more than happy to fill in some page space with it.