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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by BADGE OF HONOR, September 05, 2008, 08:48:30 PM

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BADGE OF HONOR

September 05, 2008, 08:48:30 PM
HI I'm new here!   :oops:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

LMNO

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September 05, 2008, 08:49:48 PM
TITS OR GTFO

Payne

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September 05, 2008, 08:52:18 PM
HEY N00B, GO CLEAN THE FUCKING POOL.

BADGE OF HONOR

#3
September 05, 2008, 08:55:42 PM
FUCK YOU GUYS YOU'RE SO MEAN I'M LEAVING
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

AFK

#4
September 05, 2008, 09:02:04 PM
Wanna hear a joke?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BADGE OF HONOR

#5
September 05, 2008, 09:03:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 05, 2008, 09:02:04 PM
Wanna hear a joke?

Roger just told you to be mean to me, huh.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

lunchbox

#6
September 05, 2008, 09:45:12 PM
i agree, tits or GTFO.

i always wondered what badger tits looked like.
this space for rent.

Faust

#7
September 05, 2008, 09:50:10 PM
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Jenne

#8
September 06, 2008, 03:56:05 AM
:lol:  THIS FREAD DELIVERS.

BADGE OF HONOR

#9
September 06, 2008, 07:00:57 AM
Dont look at me I'm just hopping the bandwagon
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
September 06, 2008, 07:03:01 AM
Quote from: Dr. Payne on September 05, 2008, 08:52:18 PM
HEY N00B, GO CLEAN THE FUCKING POOL.

THE ONE ON THE ROOF!
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