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Started by Rhys Rhaven, September 28, 2008, 07:14:49 AM

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September 28, 2008, 07:14:49 AM Last Edit: September 28, 2008, 07:16:59 AM by Rhys Rhaven
I was going to ask you guys what is really important in life.

Then I realized your wrong. Thats important. Thats not the answer. Thats the correct response to the question. Because I have the answer, I don't care about the answer anymore.

Now I have something of the magical Zen, from some quote I've heard my boss mention from some movie called buckazaroo or something. I don't even know what Zen means. I just have it. EDIT1: No, I don't. I have. Those are the correct words.

"Wherever you go, thats where you are". I never needed the question in the first place. ..and I don't care what you think. 

...................
^ The answer. 

EDIT2: ^Lies. I understand now. Thank you.

fomenter

#2
September 28, 2008, 07:55:58 AM
buckazaroo or something.
probably buckaroo banzai, "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)"
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

rong

#3
September 28, 2008, 10:37:04 AM
time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#4
September 28, 2008, 11:15:00 AM
Wut?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
September 28, 2008, 01:16:09 PM
Quote from: rong on September 28, 2008, 10:37:04 AM
time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

The trouble with time flies is all the maggots in the continuum.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Rumckle

#6
September 28, 2008, 01:27:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 28, 2008, 01:16:09 PM
Quote from: rong on September 28, 2008, 10:37:04 AM
time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

The trouble with time flies is all the maggots in the continuum.

Please declare all your time now!
This is a time fly free zone.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Jenne

#7
September 28, 2008, 07:58:15 PM
"I shot an elephant in my pajamas...what he was doing in my pajamas is ANYONE's guess..."

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
September 28, 2008, 08:29:59 PM
Quote from: Rhys Rhaven on September 28, 2008, 07:14:49 AM
I was going to ask you guys what is really important in life.

Then I realized your wrong. Thats important. Thats not the answer. Thats the correct response to the question. Because I have the answer, I don't care about the answer anymore.


So...

Voting republican, I see.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#9
September 28, 2008, 10:42:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2008, 08:29:59 PM
Quote from: Rhys Rhaven on September 28, 2008, 07:14:49 AM
I was going to ask you guys what is really important in life.

Then I realized your wrong. Thats important. Thats not the answer. Thats the correct response to the question. Because I have the answer, I don't care about the answer anymore.


So...

Voting republican, I see.   :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz:

AFK

#10
September 29, 2008, 01:52:05 PM
jellyfish
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Golden Applesauce

#11
September 29, 2008, 02:09:20 PM
If a jellyfish washes up on the beach, water it.
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Rhys Rhaven

#12
September 29, 2008, 02:46:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2008, 08:29:59 PM
Quote from: Rhys Rhaven on September 28, 2008, 07:14:49 AM
I was going to ask you guys what is really important in life.

Then I realized your wrong. Thats important. Thats not the answer. Thats the correct response to the question. Because I have the answer, I don't care about the answer anymore.


So...

Voting republican, I see.   :lulz:

Why of course! Who needs to ask questions anymore or care about the answers when we have McCain to look to for leadership? Ever feel like everything his campaign does is like waving a giant middle finger to the American voter? Like somehow, they just don't give a shit what you think. Which is a curious idea...how do they expect to win the election if they don't care about the voter?

Cramulus

#13
September 29, 2008, 02:55:17 PM
they just have to try their hardest to be 51%.



Original Post tl;dr version:

Quote"I want your opinion on something. No I don't, I'm enlightened. Shuttup."

The Dark Monk

#14
September 29, 2008, 04:54:37 PM
I say we dig up a corpse and elect it president. It will truly be the embodiment of listening. Just have to try and keep the smell down.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~
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