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Started by Verbal Mike, October 04, 2008, 04:31:07 PM

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Darth Cupcake

#15
October 06, 2008, 04:21:12 PM
BACON BOX

SPIED AT A STORE THIS WEEKEND

CAPTURED BY MY CELLPHONE

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
October 06, 2008, 05:02:45 PM
BY THE POWER OF BACON!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Payne

#17
October 06, 2008, 05:11:53 PM
Sometimes I think that some people are too obsessed by bacon.




















Then I whip myself for being so weak and unworthy.  :sad:

Iason Ouabache

#18
October 06, 2008, 05:26:34 PM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Rumckle

#19
October 07, 2008, 12:23:10 PM
Mmm, bacon bloody Marys
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Cramulus

#20
October 07, 2008, 02:34:47 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 06, 2008, 03:12:00 AM
you can actually make beef bacon if you get the right cut of the cow (skirt or hangar). you will probably have to cure it yourself also, although any good specialty meat shop would probably have beef bacon.

:asplode:

Voodoo

#21
October 07, 2008, 02:40:12 PM
"makin' bacon" meant something completely different when I was a kid.

prereq: "Is that what the kids are calling it these days?"

dr retard

#22
October 10, 2008, 08:50:03 AM
congratulations!
there´s no end to the possibilities!

ANYTHING CAN BE ROLLED IN BACON!?!!!???!!

the last yatto

#23
October 10, 2008, 09:03:56 AM
this makes the bacon saint very proud
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Jasper

#24
October 11, 2008, 06:50:36 AM
dr retard,

Bacon wrapped scallops are older than the internet.  By a lot.

dr retard

#25
October 11, 2008, 11:04:25 AM
Quote from: Felix on October 11, 2008, 06:50:36 AM
dr retard,

Bacon wrapped scallops are older than the internet.  By a lot.

holy carp, is that so?
Not invented by internet?
and Israel?

Jasper

#26
October 11, 2008, 07:37:04 PM
Quote from: dr retard on October 11, 2008, 11:04:25 AM
Quote from: Felix on October 11, 2008, 06:50:36 AM
dr retard,

Bacon wrapped scallops are older than the internet.  By a lot.

holy carp, is that so?
Not invented by internet?
and Israel?

Sarcasm is so hard to convey by text, isn't it? :lol:

dr retard

#27
October 11, 2008, 09:40:01 PM
totally.. is there any secret tricks for that shit?

LMNO

#28
October 13, 2008, 12:52:39 PM
It just so happens there's a website devoted to these kinds of questions.

dr retard

#29
October 13, 2008, 01:11:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 13, 2008, 12:52:39 PM
It just so happens there's a website devoted to these kinds of questions.
<sarcasm>thanks for the help.</sarcasm>

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