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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#615
April 27, 2004, 02:46:49 AM
::Puts a cabbage killing hex around Duchess Demonica which causes immediate murderation of any cabbage she bats her lashes at.::

Chaoist work is never finished. Hook us up the slack!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

#616
April 27, 2004, 08:22:19 AM
Uh Oh! There goes half the men in the state of Utah.  :shock:

You hear that, Demonica?
Bat your lashes at the cute guy down the block and he's cole slaw.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Bella

#617
April 27, 2004, 07:38:49 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Puts a cabbage killing hex around Duchess Demonica which causes immediate murderation of any cabbage she bats her lashes at.::

Chaoist work is never finished. Hook us up the slack!

PS: I just read this post over the phone to Demonica, Hugh.
She says thank you and she loves you for doing that.
Not only did you save her, but you just singled handedly saved Utah from
being even more overrun by cabbages.

PPS: She said this as she was applying her mascara. :roll:
Coleslaw for dinner tonight fer sher.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

BADGE OF HONOR

#618
April 27, 2004, 09:30:59 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
PPS: She said this as she was applying her mascara. :roll:
Coleslaw for dinner tonight fer sher.

:D  :D  :D  :D
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Iron Sulfide

#619
April 27, 2004, 10:40:37 PM
yeah, never marry a shikza...

fa' sheitzle my neitzle!
Ya' stupid Yank.

Bella

#620
April 28, 2004, 09:43:39 AM
Quote from: Saint*Bastardyeah, never marry a shikza...

fa' sheitzle my neitzle!
Gonna work these words of wisdom into a design, drop my sister on her
head and then have it tatooed to her body before she comes to again.  :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Trollax

#621
April 29, 2004, 04:48:24 AM
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineStop marrying cabbages.That's the problem with us erisians,very few people can handle us without having to need a straight jacket afterwards.I believe that erisians should only date erisians,but there is so few of us for that to be practical.we really need to go on a recruitment drive.(calling shotgun)

I have this problem too... Though not so much these days...  :oops:

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#622
April 30, 2004, 02:04:28 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineStop marrying cabbages.That's the problem with us erisians,very few people can handle us without having to need a straight jacket afterwards.I believe that erisians should only date erisians,but there is so few of us for that to be practical.we really need to go on a recruitment drive.(calling shotgun)

I have this problem too... Though not so much these days...  :oops:

Trollax, I didn't know you were marrying cabbages...Do you want us to help you or something?

BTW, we should make an international Divorce Your Cabbage Day for Discordians. What do you guys think?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

#623
April 30, 2004, 02:06:36 AM
We really should!! Woo hoo!
We could celebrate with a big bonfire.

Demonica says we should coordinate it with some other
cabbagy holiday - especially a drinking holiday - and then
all the cabbages would be celebrating with us and not even know it.

They might even buy us free drinks.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#624
April 30, 2004, 02:07:51 AM
I am all for free drinks. We could even say "Sponsered by Cabbages" on our flyers.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

#625
April 30, 2004, 02:08:49 AM
Yeah, let's do it!
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#626
April 30, 2004, 02:41:41 AM
Which day shall it be?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

#627
April 30, 2004, 02:42:21 AM
What day do the cabbages celebrate with booze and much merriment?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#628
April 30, 2004, 02:43:55 AM
I don't know. They seem to do it erratically.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

#629
April 30, 2004, 02:49:28 AM
How about St. Patricks Day?
We could not only divorce the cabbages, we could cook them up and
serve them to our friends. :twisted:
And we could drink lots of beer at the same time.

That's still pretty far away, though. :evil:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here
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