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Started by East Coast Hustle, October 18, 2008, 10:08:57 PM

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East Coast Hustle

October 18, 2008, 10:08:57 PM
1) Get all of your money

2) Go to whatever restaurant I happen to be robbing blind working at

3) give me all the money

4) eat the food I prepare for you and fucking like it
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bruno

#1
October 18, 2008, 11:30:47 PM
Formerly something else...

East Coast Hustle

#2
October 19, 2008, 03:33:22 AM
kinda, only if Kryten was more like Robocop.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

#3
October 19, 2008, 05:29:15 PM
If you were close enough to me and your restaurant wasn't extremely expensive, I'd totally come and eat your cooking.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

#4
October 19, 2008, 05:45:09 PM
It would also help if I were, in fact, currently working at a restaurant.

however, I also do freelance work for the right price, and I can do anything from a Foie Gras terrine with preserved quince and hard cider reduction to the best goddamned hamburger helper you ever tasted.

ECH,
always a mercenary de facto, now a mercenery de jure
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

#5
October 19, 2008, 05:57:16 PM
I'm assuming you do your own hamburger helper from scratch?

My brother does his own macaroni and cheese, it's amazing.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#6
October 19, 2008, 06:00:14 PM
wait, when did you stop working at that glorified fish shack in Maine?

East Coast Hustle

#7
October 19, 2008, 08:26:44 PM
when it closed for the season last sunday.

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

#8
October 19, 2008, 09:32:12 PM
When do you leave for Seattle?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#9
October 19, 2008, 10:19:32 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 19, 2008, 08:26:44 PM
when it closed for the season last sunday.



Ah. So me & the missus shouldn't plan a trip to Castine any time soon.

The Dark Monk

#10
October 19, 2008, 11:50:45 PM
I will give you this for food.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

East Coast Hustle

#11
October 20, 2008, 04:08:44 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 19, 2008, 09:32:12 PM
When do you leave for Seattle?

after my dad shuffles off this mortal coil.

realistically, I figure thanksgiving is 50/50 and if he makes it to christmas it will be a minor miracle.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

#12
October 20, 2008, 04:23:17 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 20, 2008, 04:08:44 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 19, 2008, 09:32:12 PM
When do you leave for Seattle?

after my dad shuffles off this mortal coil.

realistically, I figure thanksgiving is 50/50 and if he makes it to christmas it will be a minor miracle.

Man, I didn't realize he was that far gone. Sorry dude.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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