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Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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Malaria test subject #777

#1320
May 02, 2004, 04:14:01 PM
How many sesame seeds are there on a hamburger bun?
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.

Malaul

#1321
May 02, 2004, 05:08:39 PM
Quote from: HotsumaWHEN WILL THE BURNING STOP!?!?!?!?
havent you taken your medication for that yet?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

MedeoPlusPlus

#1322
May 03, 2004, 11:38:27 PM
Am I the only one that noticed Penumbral?
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

BADGE OF HONOR

#1323
May 04, 2004, 01:45:01 AM
WEll, did you have anything to say to him?  Neither did we.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1324
May 04, 2004, 01:46:53 AM
Why burn when you can fly?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Anonymous

#1325
May 04, 2004, 09:31:17 AM
What if in middle of flight I start to burn?

Bella

#1326
May 04, 2004, 09:32:37 AM
Quote from: AnonymousWhat if in middle of flight I start to burn?
You won't. you will be okay. I promise.

Why did I just write a sentence and not a question?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Evil Commie

#1327
May 04, 2004, 09:33:32 AM
Quote from: AnonymousWhat if in middle of flight I start to burn?


Damn it I need to remember to sign in.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1328
May 04, 2004, 09:33:52 AM
What if I murderate the guest?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Evil Commie

#1329
May 04, 2004, 09:37:26 AM
why would you do that?

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1330
May 04, 2004, 09:39:57 AM
Who really can say?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

#1331
May 04, 2004, 09:46:47 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWho really can say?
How could you murder someone who cooks with chili peppers.......many different sorts of chili peppers?

And who will believe me when I tell you that a duck just ran down the middle of the street in front of my house?!?!
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1332
May 04, 2004, 09:51:23 AM
Can I answer that?

(But I'll believe you.)
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

#1333
May 04, 2004, 09:54:24 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCCan I answer that?

(But I'll believe you.)

(okay then.....a duck just ran quacking down the middle of the road in front of my house. And then a minute later, it ran back again.)

If not you, then who else could answer that?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1334
May 04, 2004, 09:57:14 AM
How can I murderate?

And what will be done with all those tools I gave the two of you?

And was that duck the white 'afflack' duck?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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