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Started by navkat, October 29, 2008, 09:43:52 AM

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Iason Ouabache

#75
November 18, 2008, 10:38:17 PM
I worked a temp job at a plant that makes generic mayo and "salad dressing".  It kinda turned me off of all sandwich spreads for awhile.
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Lymantria Dispar

#76
November 18, 2008, 10:39:22 PM
Miracle Whip Scrubs Scales
Newspaper Columns, Herb & Home Remedy Q&A June 29, 2007

Q. For several months now I have had a problem with a scaly flaky scalp. A friend suggested I try Miracle Whip. I rub it into my scalp and leave it in a couple of hours. It has worked wonders and I now have a flake-free scalp. Any idea why?

A. We checked the ingredients in Miracle Whip. They are: water, soybean oil, vinegar, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, modified food starch, egg yolks, salt, mustard flour, artificial color, potassium sorbate, spice, paprika, natural flavor and dried garlic. We can't imagine why any of these compounds would clear the flakes from your scalp but others have praised Miracle Whip as a good hair conditioner.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#77
November 18, 2008, 11:14:04 PM
Quote from: Lymantria Dispar on November 18, 2008, 10:39:22 PMI rub it into my scalp and leave it in a couple of hours.

:vom:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bruno

#78
November 18, 2008, 11:20:29 PM
I'm still undecided.
Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#79
November 18, 2008, 11:20:58 PM
Great, now I want sandwiches. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#80
November 19, 2008, 12:07:15 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 18, 2008, 10:19:23 PM
... really curious as to wtf miracle whip is for interesting stuff. i looked it up on wikipedia: fake mayo, but apparently there's something very deep and sinister about it ...

ECH likes it better than mayo, even though he's a professional chef, and Nigel and Hoopla were tortured with it as kids ...

HOWEVER i know for a fact that the single most disgusting thing ever made by ECH also contained miracle whip ... so what are the answers?!!! :tinfoilhat:

It's vaguely pink, for one thing...
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Richter

#81
November 19, 2008, 03:07:46 AM
Quote from: Lymantria Dispar on November 18, 2008, 10:39:22 PM
Miracle Whip Scrubs Scales
Newspaper Columns, Herb & Home Remedy Q&A June 29, 2007

Q. For several months now I have had a problem with a scaly flaky scalp. A friend suggested I try Miracle Whip. I rub it into my scalp and leave it in a couple of hours. It has worked wonders and I now have a flake-free scalp. Any idea why?

A. We checked the ingredients in Miracle Whip. They are: water, soybean oil, vinegar, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, modified food starch, egg yolks, salt, mustard flour, artificial color, potassium sorbate, spice, paprika, natural flavor and dried garlic. We can't imagine why any of these compounds would clear the flakes from your scalp but others have praised Miracle Whip as a good hair conditioner.



Depending on the cause of the scalp / dandruff, vinegar can actually help clear it up.  It can also exacerbate some kinds, thou.

Recipe wise, I just put Adobo in the pasta water.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#82
November 19, 2008, 05:32:22 AM
makes a good ham salad.
guh.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#83
November 19, 2008, 06:58:28 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ludwig

#84
November 19, 2008, 07:02:12 AM
the name creeps me out.  is it sweet?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#85
November 19, 2008, 07:03:37 AM
Quote from: Ludwig on November 19, 2008, 07:02:12 AM
the name creeps me out.  is it sweet?

Yes, horribly.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#86
November 19, 2008, 07:04:37 AM
sweeter than maynayz.
rednecks here love it wiff baloney er treet.
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it's not that bad. it's just NOt mayonnaise.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#87
November 19, 2008, 07:07:24 AM
It is the worst food in the world.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#89
November 19, 2008, 07:10:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2008, 07:07:24 AM
It is the worst food in the world.

try durian.
for SCIENCE!

Ludwig: i'm guessing it's just different... uh.. spices and ingredients?
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