Have You Seen This Rain God??

[Sister_Gothique]

Alright, for those of you who don't know(which, in all likeliness would be ALL of you considering how short my time on this forum has been), I actually know The Great Reverend Roger and I'm actually a tad worried about his recent disappearance. The last time I actually saw him was on the 15th and he was acting kind of strange. He was all ornery and hateful and MEAN, which is nothing strange normally, but he typically doesn't do it to US! The last I heard of him was a strange message on my cell consisting of little more than inarticulate howling. So, either he's going native with Howler monkeys or he's generating a rant. He did yell something about "Oh-peas" (whatever the hell THAT is) and not coming back until his death ray was finished.....

A little puzzled at this, I tried calling him back. Maria answered and SHE hasn't seen him either. WTF, mate??

[wade]

I hope he is going in the opposite direction as me.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WHA-A-A-A-AT??? 

Roger, come home!

[Cramulus]

I was just wondering where that kind and benevolent rain god was.


He gave us his phone number to drunk dial him at the recent Connecticut Haunted Meetup
but it turned out to be the phone number to the estate of L. Ron Hubbard


hope everything's alright

[Kai]

I worry about him.

[Jenne]

MARIA doesn't know where he is?  Yes, that's terrible-bad...saw him online the other night, but he was silent and didn't say a peep.



Come home, Tigger!

[Payne]

Probably raped by Bea Arthur, and left for dead at the side of the road, a dessicated husk with rags for clothes.

Poor Bea doesn't know that isn't enough.

[Dysnomia]

COME BACK TO US ROGER


WHO WILL VOMIT ON THE METH HEADS?

[Kai]

I wonder if this is another Chef incident.

[Iason Ouabache]

I bet he went out to the desert to shed his skin like a snake. He'll come back more powerful than before.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Without Roger, Discordia seems so... hollow. 

[hooplala]

I was wondering too...

[Suu]

He's obviously on a vision quest courtesy of some cactus.

[Bu🤠ns]

Probably raped by Bea Arthur, and left for dead at the side of the road, a dessicated husk with rags for clothes.

Poor Bea doesn't know that isn't enough.

this

[navkat]

I bet he went out to the desert to shed his skin like a snake. He'll come back more powerful than before.

I was thinking the same thing...but 15 days is a little long to cavort with the Lizard King, yeah?

I love how TGRR has become a little completely unhinged since he stopped being a cop...I mean I hope he's okay and not locked up in a mental ward shitting the bed or anything but the fact that he snapped around the same time I did sort of makes me feel an invisible kinship with the guy.

COME BACK!