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Iason Ouabache

#825
December 01, 2008, 05:59:57 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 29, 2008, 11:00:54 PM
A little bird told me that this is the work of Discordians:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g0Qse_bPFqZms857O_uj-_wHZk7gD94LGGP83
Obviously someone mixed up "conservation" and "conservatory".
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#827
December 03, 2008, 09:20:23 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#829
December 05, 2008, 11:10:03 AM
Mayor McCheese would be most displeased. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#830
December 05, 2008, 03:41:32 PM
"authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face."
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#831
December 05, 2008, 03:56:57 PM
That sounds like some really quite perverted sex act more than an assault.

Though the two are not mutually exclusive.

AFK

#832
December 05, 2008, 06:47:58 PM
The Juice gets 15 years:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28067187/
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

cptmarginal

#833
December 07, 2008, 01:18:14 AM
AVOID THE NOID

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In commercials for Domino's Pizza, the chain's employees wage a never ending battle against the Noid, a gremlin who delays deliveries and carries a gun that can turn a pizza ice cold. Many viewers are amused by the Noid, Domino's says, but one of them took the advertising campaign personally. Last week Kenneth Noid, 22, walked into a Domino's Pizza shop in Chamblee, Ga., with a .357 Magnum revolver and took two employees hostage. When police arrived, he demanded $100,000 in cash, a getaway car and a copy of The Widow's Son, a 1985 novel about secret societies in an 18th century Parisian prison.

All Noid got was the pizza he ordered. After a five-hour siege, the two employees slipped away and Noid gave himself up. According to police, Noid has "psychological problems" and believes that he has an "ongoing dispute with Tom Monaghan," the head of the Detroit-based Domino's chain.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#835
December 08, 2008, 04:37:15 PM
JESUS FUCK.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Telarus

#836
December 08, 2008, 04:53:18 PM
Hah. You think that's bad, look at this Greyfaced behavior:

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6150136.html
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#837
December 08, 2008, 06:47:24 PM
That is completely INSANE. FUCK.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#838
December 08, 2008, 06:48:54 PM
"INSANE?  THIS. IS. AMURRIKA!"
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Triple Zero

#839
December 08, 2008, 07:31:52 PM
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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