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Started by Sister_Gothique, November 26, 2008, 10:45:08 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#90
December 08, 2008, 11:28:50 PM
Quote from: Malachite on December 08, 2008, 05:57:23 PM
That's nice. I personally think he's a horrible bastard™.

Thank you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#91
December 08, 2008, 11:29:54 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 08, 2008, 07:21:22 PM
He IS a Horrible Bastard....but that does not mean he cannot be a sexy one.

I have so much sexy that I have to strap the excess to my torso.  Then I get slapped with paternity suits when I impregnate women just by bumping into them on the sidewalk.

TGRR,
3 Gonads.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#92
December 09, 2008, 03:27:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2008, 11:29:54 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 08, 2008, 07:21:22 PM
He IS a Horrible Bastard....but that does not mean he cannot be a sexy one.

I have so much sexy that I have to strap the excess to my torso.  Then I get slapped with paternity suits when I impregnate women just by bumping into them on the sidewalk looking at them sideways.

TGRR,
3 Gonads.

fixt!

Sister_Gothique

#93
December 10, 2008, 12:59:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2008, 11:29:54 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 08, 2008, 07:21:22 PM
He IS a Horrible Bastard....but that does not mean he cannot be a sexy one.

I have so much sexy that I have to strap the excess to my torso.  Then I get slapped with paternity suits when I impregnate women just by bumping into them on the sidewalk.

TGRR,
3 Gonads.
hm....Now this leads me to a question. If this is so, you've given me torso-crushing hugs before and thar be no Roger squid-babies; why?
I'm the new "God's Will"...Soon it'll be, "Oh, I can't be held accountable for THAT, Sister Gothique made me do it!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#94
December 10, 2008, 03:40:10 AM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 10, 2008, 12:59:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2008, 11:29:54 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 08, 2008, 07:21:22 PM
He IS a Horrible Bastard....but that does not mean he cannot be a sexy one.

I have so much sexy that I have to strap the excess to my torso.  Then I get slapped with paternity suits when I impregnate women just by bumping into them on the sidewalk.

TGRR,
3 Gonads.
hm....Now this leads me to a question. If this is so, you've given me torso-crushing hugs before and thar be no Roger squid-babies; why?

There are 3 possibilities:

1.  Your sexiness is countering mine, or

2.  You've had your ovaries burned out, or

3.  You're not actually female, but rather a hideous parasitic alien that "dates" random losers and devours them when nobody is looking (Hey, I have no PROOF that jackass is in Cali, and that butt-chin is in NC...you could have ate them both, and just said they moved.) This is why I always hug the crap out of you...to see if you'll pop out of your human skin.  You can't be too careful, you know.  It just isn't SAFE, anymore.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

bds

#95
December 10, 2008, 01:16:38 PM
This
Thread
Made
Me
Lol.

And then people looked at me strangely.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Sister_Gothique

#96
December 12, 2008, 08:35:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2008, 03:40:10 AM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 10, 2008, 12:59:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2008, 11:29:54 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 08, 2008, 07:21:22 PM
He IS a Horrible Bastard....but that does not mean he cannot be a sexy one.

I have so much sexy that I have to strap the excess to my torso.  Then I get slapped with paternity suits when I impregnate women just by bumping into them on the sidewalk.

TGRR,
3 Gonads.
hm....Now this leads me to a question. If this is so, you've given me torso-crushing hugs before and thar be no Roger squid-babies; why?

There are 3 possibilities:

1.  Your sexiness is countering mine, or

2.  You've had your ovaries burned out, or

3.  You're not actually female, but rather a hideous parasitic alien that "dates" random losers and devours them when nobody is looking (Hey, I have no PROOF that jackass is in Cali, and that butt-chin is in NC...you could have ate them both, and just said they moved.) This is why I always hug the crap out of you...to see if you'll pop out of your human skin.  You can't be too careful, you know.  It just isn't SAFE, anymore.
*Can think of nothing but the Black Widow episode of Tales From The Darkside*
DAMN, I can hide nothing from you, Roger.
I'm the new "God's Will"...Soon it'll be, "Oh, I can't be held accountable for THAT, Sister Gothique made me do it!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#97
December 13, 2008, 05:36:20 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 12, 2008, 08:35:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2008, 03:40:10 AM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 10, 2008, 12:59:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2008, 11:29:54 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 08, 2008, 07:21:22 PM
He IS a Horrible Bastard....but that does not mean he cannot be a sexy one.

I have so much sexy that I have to strap the excess to my torso.  Then I get slapped with paternity suits when I impregnate women just by bumping into them on the sidewalk.

TGRR,
3 Gonads.
hm....Now this leads me to a question. If this is so, you've given me torso-crushing hugs before and thar be no Roger squid-babies; why?

There are 3 possibilities:

1.  Your sexiness is countering mine, or

2.  You've had your ovaries burned out, or

3.  You're not actually female, but rather a hideous parasitic alien that "dates" random losers and devours them when nobody is looking (Hey, I have no PROOF that jackass is in Cali, and that butt-chin is in NC...you could have ate them both, and just said they moved.) This is why I always hug the crap out of you...to see if you'll pop out of your human skin.  You can't be too careful, you know.  It just isn't SAFE, anymore.
*Can think of nothing but the Black Widow episode of Tales From The Darkside*
DAMN, I can hide nothing from you, Roger.

Well, I AM a man of the cloth, after all.  We are trained to spot demons.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#98
December 08, 2009, 04:30:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 30, 2008, 06:50:36 AM
I am here.

I was busy.  Sorry if I caused any concern, SG.  And you don't get to move.  You're one of the few bipeds in this town, and the thought of you moving to Fayetteville (FFS) is too nauseating to contemplate.  For Chrissakes, they don't even have the right number of chromosomes there.  They're like FISH PEOPLE!  Giant, walking, air breathing CATFISH.  They go through postal workers faster than the post office can recruit ex-Marines.  I think they eat them.

Anyway, enough of this fucking around.  Get your toy-boy to move back here, and we can all pretend he's part of the furniture.

Yours truly,
Commander Ringmeat

But she moved anyway.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#99
May 05, 2011, 07:44:55 PM
:(
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#100
May 05, 2011, 07:51:49 PM
Apparently, she wasn't serious about having a good time.

The Good Reverend Roger

#101
May 05, 2011, 07:53:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 05, 2011, 07:51:49 PM
Apparently, she wasn't serious about having a good time.

She was supposed to have moved back by now.  6 months, she said...7 months ago.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#102
May 05, 2011, 08:01:05 PM
 :sad:
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