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Jenne

#15
December 09, 2008, 05:35:48 PM
:lulz:  I love that your kids wanted to eat the bacon themselves!  Sounds like my kids.

Yeah...fortune cookies or cookies with words written in icing is probably all you can hope for...they do have dough pens these days...that might be worth looking into.  Sugar cookies are especially dry and good for writing on.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#16
December 09, 2008, 05:54:16 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 09, 2008, 05:35:48 PM
:lulz:  I love that your kids wanted to eat the bacon themselves!  Sounds like my kids.

Yeah...fortune cookies or cookies with words written in icing is probably all you can hope for...they do have dough pens these days...that might be worth looking into.  Sugar cookies are especially dry and good for writing on.

Now I have used these the edible markers on a dish I make for halloween that looks like a graveyard, I wrote epitaphs on the crackers with these pens, never once thought about cookies.  They would work awesomely!!! 

Jenne

#17
December 09, 2008, 07:13:40 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 09, 2008, 05:54:16 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 09, 2008, 05:35:48 PM
:lulz:  I love that your kids wanted to eat the bacon themselves!  Sounds like my kids.

Yeah...fortune cookies or cookies with words written in icing is probably all you can hope for...they do have dough pens these days...that might be worth looking into.  Sugar cookies are especially dry and good for writing on.

Now I have used these the edible markers on a dish I make for halloween that looks like a graveyard, I wrote epitaphs on the crackers with these pens, never once thought about cookies.  They would work awesomely!!! 

Yeah, could you imagine handing out large, pretty-icing'd cookies with the words "HAIRY BALLS!" on them?  :lulz:

Dysfunctional Cunt

#18
December 09, 2008, 08:00:45 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 09, 2008, 07:13:40 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 09, 2008, 05:54:16 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 09, 2008, 05:35:48 PM
:lulz:  I love that your kids wanted to eat the bacon themselves!  Sounds like my kids.

Yeah...fortune cookies or cookies with words written in icing is probably all you can hope for...they do have dough pens these days...that might be worth looking into.  Sugar cookies are especially dry and good for writing on.

Now I have used these the edible markers on a dish I make for halloween that looks like a graveyard, I wrote epitaphs on the crackers with these pens, never once thought about cookies.  They would work awesomely!!! 

Yeah, could you imagine handing out large, pretty-icing'd cookies with the words "HAIRY BALLS!" on them?  :lulz:

ZOMG brainwave here - what if you made cookies and used strands of spun sugar on top with the "HAIRY BALLS"



:lulz:  I'm thinking this can take on a whole new GASM!!!!!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
December 09, 2008, 08:10:29 PM
I would be willing to go in on some custom, commercial fortune cookies with a few other people, if anyone was up for it...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

#20
December 09, 2008, 08:58:17 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 09, 2008, 08:00:45 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 09, 2008, 07:13:40 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 09, 2008, 05:54:16 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 09, 2008, 05:35:48 PM
:lulz:  I love that your kids wanted to eat the bacon themselves!  Sounds like my kids.

Yeah...fortune cookies or cookies with words written in icing is probably all you can hope for...they do have dough pens these days...that might be worth looking into.  Sugar cookies are especially dry and good for writing on.

Now I have used these the edible markers on a dish I make for halloween that looks like a graveyard, I wrote epitaphs on the crackers with these pens, never once thought about cookies.  They would work awesomely!!! 

Yeah, could you imagine handing out large, pretty-icing'd cookies with the words "HAIRY BALLS!" on them?  :lulz:

ZOMG brainwave here - what if you made cookies and used strands of spun sugar on top with the "HAIRY BALLS"



:lulz:  I'm thinking this can take on a whole new GASM!!!!!

:lulz:  Evil!  I love it!

the last yatto

#21
December 09, 2008, 09:55:25 PM
they make food coloring markers :lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

fomenter

#22
December 09, 2008, 10:16:51 PM
Quote from: YattoDobbs on December 09, 2008, 09:55:25 PM
they make food coloring markers :lulz:
"Skerple" neutral, smell, lightfast -now with 10% less lead for cooking pleasures
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Dysfunctional Cunt

#23
December 10, 2008, 04:57:39 PM
Quote from: F.M.E on December 09, 2008, 10:16:51 PM
Quote from: YattoDobbs on December 09, 2008, 09:55:25 PM
they make food coloring markers :lulz:
"Skerple" neutral, smell, lightfast -now with 10% less lead for cooking pleasures

And as hilarious as THAT is I think the fact the food markers are called........

FOODOODLER

http://www.foodoodler.com/markers.htm

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
December 10, 2008, 05:13:02 PM
FOODOODLER!   :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

#25
December 10, 2008, 07:52:55 PM
they bleed like a motherfucker, though...very watery

fomenter

#26
December 12, 2008, 05:31:43 AM
synchronicity with this thread, I went out to a Chinese buffet tonight,   

  my fortune was

you are about to be $8.95 poorer ($6.95 if you got the lunch buffet) 

I  :lulz: loud enough to make people look, the best and most accurate fortune i have ever gotten.
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
December 13, 2008, 01:55:16 AM
Quote from: Jenne on December 10, 2008, 07:52:55 PM
they bleed like a motherfucker, though...very watery

...

It took me about half a minute to realize this WASN'T a horrible innuendo.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Gretel

#28
March 22, 2009, 11:54:17 AM
For those who want to bake their own fortune cookies and are capable of German http://www.chefkoch.de/rezepte/59711021822544,66/Chinesische-Glueckskekse.html

I'll give them a try soon.
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