TOO LATE: INTERMITTENS ISSUE #2 RELEASED!

[Jenne]

Success story: I have successfully placed five (5) copies of Intermittens Issue #2 in a local coffee/muffin shop by my work. Sparing a few minutes to note public reaction, I noticed the following:

1) Two different guys flipped through the issue and said, "What the hell is this?"

2) One woman (youngish, rather foxy) laughed her ass off about something inside of it. I couldn't spy too closely, but I think she was looking at the page with the rocket chainsaw picture.

3) One old woman who was roughly 3126 years old sat down, flipped through it, and began to do the crossword.

4) Several people - probably about 10 or 15 - have looked at the cover as they walked by with various mixtures of intrigue, curiosity and discomfort.

I will see if I can sneak a copy into the barber shop before I go home today.

Fuck yeah.  If I think I can spare the ink, I think I'll print some out and take them up to my cousin's and have her leave one in her staff lounge at Costco.  Take a couple more to the Xmas party I'm going to tomorrow.

[Cain]

It occurs to me that someone should go back to that "wee" fellow and rub this in his face.

That and you have both a comma and a period after "Unauthorized reproduction encouraged."

grammatical consistency is for pansies.

Surely "grammatical consistency are for pansies"?

[AFK]

So who is awesome enough to step up and edit Issue #3?

I will take a stab at it.  Work is going to be kinda slow for the rest of the month, AND, I'm taking some time off the week of Xmas and New Year's Eve.  This means of course, I'm not promising any results until January.  If someone thinks they can produce something earlier, let them speak now, otherwise, I'm ready to move forward, look for a new thread.

[Cain]

What are you considering as a theme?

/keyboard at the ready

[AFK]

I initially thought of doing a Shrapnel-themed one, but with the new buzz of a BIP 3.0 including Shrapnel stuff, it may be better to go in a different direction.  I'm essentially volunteering my services as organizer and assembler, but I would open up to the floor the discussion of what the theme for the next one should be. 

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Well excreted Vex.

Love the slapdash style.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Hmm... I'd be interested in seeing an issue themed around communication stuff -- mindfucks, memebombs, etc. Maybe it could be a meta-issue, like "how to do an issue of intermittens" except done entirely differently at the same time. But maybe that's too subtle, and we should just have a bunch of pages of horses doing unmentionable things to animated anthro rabbit children and moustacio'd men yelling things that are not kosher.

I haven't read this issue yet, but I plan to. If it's total crap, I fully intend to spam you spags with essays on why none of you are real, the government doesn't exist, cats are better than dogs, all horses have infinite legs, no essays can ever be written, batteries are powered by souls and gish magic, and 4chan is the planet's only hope against the mooninite invasion. And if that doesn't work, then I'll just be annoying until I get bored. I hope it doesn't come to that.

[Manta Obscura]

Hmm... I'd be interested in seeing an issue themed around communication stuff -- mindfucks, memebombs, etc. Maybe it could be a meta-issue, like "how to do an issue of intermittens" except done entirely differently at the same time. But maybe that's too subtle, and we should just have a bunch of pages of horses doing unmentionable things to animated anthro rabbit children and moustacio'd men yelling things that are not kosher.

I haven't read this issue yet, but I plan to. If it's total crap, I fully intend to spam you spags with essays on why none of you are real, the government doesn't exist, cats are better than dogs, all horses have infinite legs, no essays can ever be written, batteries are powered by souls and gish magic, and 4chan is the planet's only hope against the mooninite invasion. And if that doesn't work, then I'll just be annoying until I get bored. I hope it doesn't come to that.

You can be guaranteed of it's awesomeness; I contributed to it*





*Note: those two claims are not necessarily related.

[AFK]

Hmm... I'd be interested in seeing an issue themed around communication stuff -- mindfucks, memebombs, etc. Maybe it could be a meta-issue, like "how to do an issue of intermittens" except done entirely differently at the same time. But maybe that's too subtle, and we should just have a bunch of pages of horses doing unmentionable things to animated anthro rabbit children and moustacio'd men yelling things that are not kosher.

I haven't read this issue yet, but I plan to. If it's total crap, I fully intend to spam you spags with essays on why none of you are real, the government doesn't exist, cats are better than dogs, all horses have infinite legs, no essays can ever be written, batteries are powered by souls and gish magic, and 4chan is the planet's only hope against the mooninite invasion. And if that doesn't work, then I'll just be annoying until I get bored. I hope it doesn't come to that.

So are you throwing your hat in the ring for #4?

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Maybe. Exams just finished and if I don't fail epically I probably should have some time. I have a decent cache of documents that I'm submitting and such. I have to warn you, though: I'm worse with a word processor than I am with the GIMP. There's a reason why I write my essays in handcrufted html.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Bump! These should be stickied somewhere. Cunt to find

[Fractalbeard]

Erm, unless there's something strange going on at my end, the links seem to be busted for Intermittens 2.

[Golden Applesauce]

Maybe. Exams just finished and if I don't fail epically I probably should have some time. I have a decent cache of documents that I'm submitting and such. I have to warn you, though: I'm worse with a word processor than I am with the GIMP. There's a reason why I write my essays in handcrufted html.

You use GIMP?  I just assumed it was MSPaint.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

SOMEBODY MURDERED MY DOMAIN NAME

will fix soon.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Maybe. Exams just finished and if I don't fail epically I probably should have some time. I have a decent cache of documents that I'm submitting and such. I have to warn you, though: I'm worse with a word processor than I am with the GIMP. There's a reason why I write my essays in handcrufted html.

You use GIMP?
I just assumed it was MSPaint.

I can't afford mspaint.