The Thread for Intermittens #3: Weirdness

[Cramulus]

 
I like that cover, Rev. It has that hacked-together-gaudy-DIY-Wrath-of-MS-Word feel.

[Cain]

Hold up guys. 

I've got about 180 pages of notes on High Weirdness so far, and no real topic emerging.  Yet.  I think I know where to start, but I'm dealing with so much information, especially of a strange kind, it may take another 24 hours or so to work it into coherent prose.

I promise though, this is worth the wait.  To my knowledge, there is only one other person on the net who can link squid suicides, the Old Ones, George W Bush, anal sex, alien abduction scenarios and trickster deities into one coherent whole, and he's busy fapping off elsewhere.

[the last yatto]

questions done, edits needed for humor even if stale or tossed into trash can


idea put forth for single page instrustion sheet for how to play one thousand blank cards, art suggestions or previous attempts would be grateful. wiki seems to have helpful suggestions for house rules, which should be optional of course

bonus points for theme

should fake or real magic cards be illegal

[Triple Zero]

I promise though, this is worth the wait.  To my knowledge, there is only one other person on the net who can link squid suicides, the Old Ones, George W Bush, anal sex, alien abduction scenarios and trickster deities into one coherent whole, and he's busy fapping off elsewhere.

that sounds promising!

[Cain]

Anal sex and trickster deities have not made it in so far...and I'm at 3 pages.  However, Scientology, Crowley, Kenneth Grant, a vampire clan, a "prophet" who could apparently summon UFOs and the buzzing of insects have.

[LMNO]

I highly suggest we wait until Cain is finished with this monstrosity...

[Cain]

Up to Nazis, Satanists, terrorism and Lovecraft now.  Page 5.

This may be long enough to be an issue in and of itself soon.

[AFK]

I highly suggest we wait until Cain is finished with this monstrosity...

I will be putting together what I have, but I will do it in a way that easily allows for new pages to be inserted.  So I will wait to release until I have Cain's submission as well as Jenne/Khara's, and anyone else who has said they'd submit but hasn't finished. 

[Cain]

Cool, excellent.  Still on Nazis....

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Cool, excellent.  Still on Nazis....

Do you have anything relating to rabbit-headed UFO pilots yet? The MEBON archives might help.

[Cain]

Afraid not.  I do have cat versions of cattle mutiliations though.

Or I would.  If I could concentrate for more than 10 seconds at a time.  I'm tired, and have at least 3 PMs and 5 emails I should be replying too, but that would involve sustained thought.  Bleh.  Hopefully this will be complete tomorrow.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Well, mine will probably be done in Word as well.  I'd like to be able to use a similar format for the Whoroscope that Vex did.  So Vex, when you read this, if you did yours in Word you could send it to me and I could do a copy/pasta treatment.  Or, I can just do it different. 

I have access to a wicked good PDF converting program so I'll be able to take care of that myself. 

I didn't use Word, I did it all in Scribus.

[Jenne]

Ok, Khara and I are almost done--just some of what she needs to put in and maybe some tweaking.

[AFK]

Ok, Khara and I are almost done--just some of what she needs to put in and maybe some tweaking.

You have a Meth-od to your Madness. 

[the last yatto]

' a "prophet" who could apparently summon UFOs '

is that the guy from vegas