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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 13, 2009, 08:27:17 PM

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Jenne

That they does, Squiddy, that they does.  What else do they do with the goat's head after a rousing game of Buskashi?




Sir Squid Diddimus

you use that head to majjically kill canadian soldiers, that's what!





hooplala

And here I thought it was Stephen Harper that was killing Canadian soldiers...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Jenne

Nope...it's headless goat-wielding Afghans in teh wilds of San Diego...Ocean Beach is FULL OF DEM!

Payne

Quote from: BAWHEED on January 16, 2009, 08:09:39 PM
And here I thought it was Stephen Harper that was killing Canadian soldiers...

No, Stephen Harper only kills Indians. And Parliaments.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: BAWHEED on January 16, 2009, 08:09:39 PM
And here I thought it was Stephen Harper that was killing Canadian soldiers...

I read that as:

Stephen Hawking was killed by Canadian soldiers.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Cain

Quote from: Ratatosk on January 16, 2009, 08:24:12 PM
Quote from: BAWHEED on January 16, 2009, 08:09:39 PM
And here I thought it was Stephen Harper that was killing Canadian soldiers...

I read that as:

Stephen Hawking was killed by Canadian soldiers.

I dunno.  I wouldn't be surprised to see Stephen Hawking killing Canadian soldiers, however.  Probably jealous of the fact they can (for the moment) still walk.

hooplala

He will be soon moving to Cambridge Ontario, so... anything is possible.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

wade

REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

wade

Quote from: BAWHEED on January 16, 2009, 08:40:54 PM
He will be soon moving to Cambridge Ontario, so... anything is possible.
thats pretty close to my hometown.  I have played against cambridge in the jr. inner county baseball league...  guelph always pwned that league....
REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

Kai

Quote from: Ratatosk on January 16, 2009, 08:24:12 PM
Quote from: BAWHEED on January 16, 2009, 08:09:39 PM
And here I thought it was Stephen Harper that was killing Canadian soldiers...

I read that as:

Stephen Hawking was killed by Canadian soldiers.

No, Hawking would totally pop a cap in their ass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGNRYNdVT7g&feature=related
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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fomenter

#431
 :wade:

"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

wade

REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

wade

REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

AFK

Quote from: Kai on January 16, 2009, 08:51:13 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 16, 2009, 08:24:12 PM
Quote from: BAWHEED on January 16, 2009, 08:09:39 PM
And here I thought it was Stephen Harper that was killing Canadian soldiers...

I read that as:

Stephen Hawking was killed by Canadian soldiers.

No, Hawking would totally pop a cap in their ass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGNRYNdVT7g&feature=related

Yeah, don't be messing with the Hawk, he'll crush you into a singularity. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.