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Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.

Started by Eve, January 15, 2009, 08:35:17 PM

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AFK

#15
January 16, 2009, 01:22:48 PM
toastiestest
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

#16
January 16, 2009, 08:45:42 PM
toastietesticals.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#17
January 16, 2009, 08:50:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 16, 2009, 08:45:42 PM
toastietesticals.

Rocky Mountain Oysters and Welsh Rarebit?
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Triple Zero

#18
January 16, 2009, 09:08:18 PM
Quote from: Eve on January 15, 2009, 08:35:17 PMMy oven broke.

would you say it's ... toast?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Eve

#19
January 16, 2009, 09:57:23 PM
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#20
January 16, 2009, 11:36:22 PM
lol

toasticles

East Coast Hustle

#21
January 17, 2009, 05:09:58 AM
Eve: assuming your oven is located beneath your stove in a single unit, and that the locking mechanism is located on the top of the oven door and not the sides, you may be able to access the locking mechanism by removing the top of the stove (unplug the burner elements if you have an old-style electric stove) and poking around with a screwdriver or something similar.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

#22
November 16, 2009, 02:38:19 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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