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Strange Experiments Create Body-Swapping Experiences

Started by Telarus, December 04, 2008, 04:47:06 PM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Dirtytime on January 22, 2009, 08:33:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2008, 03:08:45 PM
My only interest in this is how I can use it to masturbate.

this.

srsly, though. I would pay you good money if you could make me think I WAS Sasha Gray during a lesbian scene.

I think you'd have a better chance of thinking you were Ron Jeremy with this particular trick ;-)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

LMNO

Quote from: Dirtytime on January 22, 2009, 08:33:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2008, 03:08:45 PM
My only interest in this is how I can use it to masturbate.

this.

srsly, though. I would pay you good money if you could make me think I WAS Sasha Gray during a lesbian scene.

Yowza.  Good call.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Ratatosk on January 22, 2009, 09:41:58 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on January 22, 2009, 08:33:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2008, 03:08:45 PM
My only interest in this is how I can use it to masturbate.

this.

srsly, though. I would pay you good money if you could make me think I WAS Sasha Gray during a lesbian scene.

I think you'd have a better chance of thinking you were Ron Jeremy with this particular trick ;-)

I am Ron Jeremy, minus about 6 pounds of body hair.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

Quote from: Dirtytime on January 23, 2009, 05:21:38 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 22, 2009, 09:41:58 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on January 22, 2009, 08:33:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2008, 03:08:45 PM
My only interest in this is how I can use it to masturbate.

this.

srsly, though. I would pay you good money if you could make me think I WAS Sasha Gray during a lesbian scene.

I think you'd have a better chance of thinking you were Ron Jeremy with this particular trick ;-)

I am Ron Jeremy, minus about 6 pounds of body hair. And 30 pounds of corpulence.

Amendeded.

East Coast Hustle

no, I have that 30 pounds.


it's just all in my testicles.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"