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[East Coast Hustle]

My friend says that if she has any money left over after her bathroom remodel, she'll buy us both wood stoves. Cross your fingers for us, guys; we need to be ready when the zombies ECH's heavily-armed band of cannibal bandits come.

fixed that for you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My friend says that if she has any money left over after her bathroom remodel, she'll buy us both wood stoves. Cross your fingers for us, guys; we need to be ready when the zombies ECH's heavily-armed band of cannibal bandits come.

fixed that for you.

[Richter]

IMHO, that's sucky, but landlord vs. renter rights are always odd.  I hope they never rifle through your bedroom. 
If you think they might, booby traps would just cause trouble.  Defend your rodents with psychology: leave a towel and a dildo over the obvious side of the rat cage.

We use a blanket and my roommate's anal  kit actually.

You've got the idea then