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Started by D.A.N, January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM

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D.A.N

January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.

AFK

#1
January 29, 2009, 11:04:17 AM
Until the vikings show up. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#2
January 29, 2009, 12:26:18 PM
And the Big Gay Cowboys.

LMNO

#3
January 29, 2009, 12:44:59 PM
You rang, pardner?
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D.A.N

#4
January 29, 2009, 12:55:40 PM
*scared*

LMNO

#5
January 29, 2009, 01:26:58 PM
Do Never Test the Big, Gay Cowboys.

Cramulus

#6
January 29, 2009, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.

nope. rum-fueled-rampages are more fun than discipline and meditation. Case closed.

Cain

#7
January 29, 2009, 03:58:28 PM
Pirates also accepted homosexuality, which allows for Big Gay Pirates.

Payne

#8
January 29, 2009, 03:59:53 PM
FAP

East Coast Hustle

#9
January 29, 2009, 04:04:29 PM
actually, feudal Japan was a hotbed of homosexuality the likes of which hasn't been seen since.

but assuming there are no vikings, Pirates still > Ninjas.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

#10
January 29, 2009, 04:11:02 PM
Thats true, I forgot that.

Pirates also still win, because Ninjas are only dangerous on their own.  Check it out.  Every movie, the more ninjas there are, the more they suck at fighting.  Ninjas only pose a threat when solo.

Pariah

#11
January 29, 2009, 04:21:13 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.

Composite Santa could kick both of their asses.
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Cain

#12
January 29, 2009, 04:23:44 PM
Slightly Camp Dwarf Mongols would even beat Vikings.

Faust

#13
January 29, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?
Sleepless nights at the chateau

LMNO

#14
January 29, 2009, 05:22:14 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 29, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?

If that's the criteria, I know a lot more Big, Gay Cowboys than either pirates or ninjas.
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