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Started by Cain, February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

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Cainad (dec.)

#135
February 06, 2009, 03:42:42 PM
Quote from: NARF! on February 06, 2009, 10:56:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
Everyone writing for Intermittens - time wasted with spurious legal threats

was issue #4 really that bad?

Like... you don't even know man... it was like...

dude, you don't even know...


Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2009, 11:10:54 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 06:10:59 AM
But wait... the punchline is that WE ARE COMPRISED OF A BUNCH OF STUPID CHEMICALS. Ergo, love is as significant as any other event, emotion, or thought in our completely pointless existence.

:mittens: Welcome to nihilism. Enjoy it while it lasts (before the emos and goths completely suck the giggles out of it)

Moar :mittens: I really dislike the attitude that if something can be expressed in scientific or technical words, it's somehow less important than of it's expressed in religious or poetic language. It's very akin to the "Apes? In MY ancestry? FUCK YUO!" anti-evolution argument.

East Coast Hustle

#136
February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in.   :|


I hope his plane crashes with him in it...

your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#137
February 06, 2009, 05:09:55 PM
Quote from: VERB` on February 05, 2009, 09:39:04 PM
My sympathies to all y'all. My month has been okay so far but it's set to become totally awful soon enough... I have an obscenely disproportionate crush on someone I've spent one evening and night with (of the innocent variety) and will only see again in another ten days. Likely as not this will end in tears.

they'd better not be yours or we'll see to it that your testicles are revoked.

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#138
February 06, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
also, I won BIG at the casino last night.

you pack of sallies feel free to keep on simpering and whining about what's wrong with your personal lives though.

Epic thread, really.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Jenne

#139
February 06, 2009, 05:12:23 PM
Come on, ECH, we all know that despite appearances, you are crying on the inside.

Cain

#140
February 06, 2009, 05:14:49 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in.   :|


I hope his plane crashes with him in it...

your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?

He's a persistant sexual abuser.

Eve

#141
February 06, 2009, 05:28:26 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
also, I won BIG at the casino last night.

you pack of sallies feel free to keep on simpering and whining about what's wrong with your personal lives though.

Epic thread, really.

Share your winnings and I'll stop whining! Or find me a job. I'm not picky.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

East Coast Hustle

#142
February 06, 2009, 05:34:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 06, 2009, 05:14:49 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in.   :|


I hope his plane crashes with him in it...

your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?

He's a persistant sexual abuser.

oh. yeah, I guess that's a problem.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#143
February 06, 2009, 05:35:29 PM
Quote from: Eve on February 06, 2009, 05:28:26 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
also, I won BIG at the casino last night.

you pack of sallies feel free to keep on simpering and whining about what's wrong with your personal lives though.

Epic thread, really.

Share your winnings and I'll stop whining! Or find me a job. I'm not picky.

I can give you a seasonal job waiting tables May-October. Not much of a career move but our girls usually clock $200+ in tips for a 4 hour shift. Also we could totally terrorize eastern Maine together!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#144
February 06, 2009, 05:36:15 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 06, 2009, 05:12:23 PM
Come on, ECH, we all know that despite appearances, you are crying on the inside.

my aorta wears black eyeliner.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Jenne

#145
February 06, 2009, 05:41:03 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:36:15 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 06, 2009, 05:12:23 PM
Come on, ECH, we all know that despite appearances, you are crying on the inside.

my aorta wears black eyeliner.

:lulz:  Also:  wtf!  Thought you were moving OUT of Maine, not putting in roots?  Or is this a cash-making endeavor to shore up fundage to finally get your ass out of Maine for good?

Iason Ouabache

#146
February 06, 2009, 05:41:25 PM
I just did my taxes and I'm getting a shit load back.  That's almost better than winning big at a casino, right???
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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OPTIMUS PINECONE

#147
February 06, 2009, 05:42:37 PM
"Sincere thought, real free thought, ready, in the name of superhuman authority or of humble common sense, to question the basis of what is officially taught and generally accepted, is less and less likely to thrive. It is, we repeat, by far easier to enslave a literate people than an illiterate one, strange as this may seem at first sight. And the enslavement is more likely to be lasting."   -Savitri Devi

     "Great men of action... never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job, and at times they all are"   -Oswald Mosley

Eve

#148
February 06, 2009, 06:26:05 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:35:29 PM
Quote from: Eve on February 06, 2009, 05:28:26 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
also, I won BIG at the casino last night.

you pack of sallies feel free to keep on simpering and whining about what's wrong with your personal lives though.

Epic thread, really.

Share your winnings and I'll stop whining! Or find me a job. I'm not picky.

I can give you a seasonal job waiting tables May-October. Not much of a career move but our girls usually clock $200+ in tips for a 4 hour shift. Also we could totally terrorize eastern Maine together!

More tempting than you'd think. Wednesday night I made a whopping $1.91 in tips for a five hour shift. Woo!
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Payne

#149
February 06, 2009, 06:50:01 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
also, I won BIG at the casino last night.

also, I won BIG at the casino last night.

won

BIG

Then you can afford to send me some cash to get the fuck out of this country and over to civilisation.

~~~Payne: Will be your BITCH for that kind of money.
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