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Official February Shit List Thread

Started by Cain, February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

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Scribbly

#195
February 09, 2009, 06:49:49 PM
Today I:

Discovered the screen on my MP3 player is broken, and I have no idea how that happened.
Slipped and fell on some ice and hurt my knee.
Got /something/, god knows what, all over the elbow of my new suede jacket.
Seem to have mysteriously lost £100 out of my bank account, I have no idea what on.
And found out that the bookshop are going to be at least two weeks longer getting the book I ordered in from the States. Which is annoying, because I'd hoped to read it when I have a bunch of time off next week.

And I'd been having a perfectly fine month until today, too.  :argh!:
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

East Coast Hustle

#196
February 09, 2009, 06:53:16 PM
I won money to cover my cell phone bill in a poker game with some friends.

still, fucking EPIC thread. really.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#197
February 09, 2009, 07:15:04 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on February 09, 2009, 06:49:49 PM
Today I:

Discovered the screen on my MP3 player is broken, and I have no idea how that happened.
Slipped and fell on some ice and hurt my knee.
Got /something/, god knows what, all over the elbow of my new suede jacket.
Seem to have mysteriously lost £100 out of my bank account, I have no idea what on.
And found out that the bookshop are going to be at least two weeks longer getting the book I ordered in from the States. Which is annoying, because I'd hoped to read it when I have a bunch of time off next week.

And I'd been having a perfectly fine month until today, too.  :argh!:

Welcome to February!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#198
February 09, 2009, 07:16:09 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 09, 2009, 06:53:16 PM
I won money to cover my cell phone bill in a poker game with some friends.

still, fucking EPIC thread. really.

February's coming to get you, too. It's just running a little behind.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#199
February 09, 2009, 07:40:38 PM
Feb hasn't got me yet, either.  Got my nearly broke friend, who found out that £800+ had just being aded to her rent, but thus far, nothing more shitty than any previous month has happened to me.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#200
February 09, 2009, 11:44:33 PM
I can't wait until March.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Richter

#201
February 09, 2009, 11:50:41 PM
Quote from: Net on February 09, 2009, 06:11:59 PM
I have one of those guttural, juicy coughs that sends tiny globs of mucus everywhere should I fail to use a tissue.

TUBERCULOSIS?




....
BEAN CUP.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#202
February 10, 2009, 12:41:16 AM
Just found out that an assistant of mine, who is quite a bit older than me, and whom I took an interest in getting him a really good fucking pay raise, and defended him from assholes on high, has made a unforgivably clumsy attempt to betray me for short term gain.

It's going to suck, being out of work at his age, in this economy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysnomia

#203
February 10, 2009, 01:10:13 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 07, 2009, 02:03:19 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 07, 2009, 01:52:00 AM
he hurts her and I'm feeding him to teh lions (aka you all can have his social security number)

LOL
you wanna trade?
i have one from an abusive asshole too.

IT'LL BE LIEK POKEMONZ!!!!

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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the last yatto

#204
February 10, 2009, 03:03:53 AM
doc told me today i have asthma and that i shouldnt smoke anymore  :x
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

The Good Reverend Roger

#205
February 10, 2009, 03:05:22 AM
Quote from: NARF! on February 10, 2009, 03:03:53 AM
doc told me today i have asthma and that i shouldnt smoke anymore  :x


Fuck him.  He can't tell you what to do.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#206
February 10, 2009, 03:21:45 AM
February yields some good news! The Male Offspring got the results of his TAG testing back.. 99% in reading and 97% in math. That means he can go to the ACCESS Academy this fall if they have a space. :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#207
February 10, 2009, 03:22:08 AM
Quote from: Green Tea on February 10, 2009, 03:21:45 AM
February yields some good news! The Male Offspring got the results of his TAG testing back.. 99% in reading and 97% in math. That means he can go to the ACCESS Academy this fall if they have a space. :)

:)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the last yatto

#208
February 10, 2009, 03:34:56 AM
i dont know the ability to run could be a useful thing in the future
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

The Good Reverend Roger

#209
February 10, 2009, 03:36:49 AM
Quote from: NARF! on February 10, 2009, 03:34:56 AM
i dont know the ability to run could be a useful thing in the future

You'll only die tired.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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