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I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD

Started by Cramulus, February 17, 2009, 01:51:39 AM

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Rumckle

#30
February 17, 2009, 02:57:17 AM


Brilliant!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Raphaella

#31
February 17, 2009, 03:20:56 AM
 :bacon: I'm not sure what emotion this bacon is supposed to convey, but what the fuck... it's apple talk.

Great Job Cram!!
The sun shall be turned to darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and terrible OZ

Triple Zero

#34
February 18, 2009, 04:16:57 AM
BUMP FOR EPIC + CONGRATS CRAM + DRUNK + THE PREVIOUS BEERF WAS FOR YORU CELEBRAWET
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Kai

#35
February 18, 2009, 04:54:16 AM
this is awesome  :fap:  :lulz:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
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Ari

#36
February 18, 2009, 05:45:24 PM
[size=10000pt]Spagtacular![/size]
パンクビッチ

LMNO

#37
February 18, 2009, 05:53:02 PM

Lies

#38
February 18, 2009, 05:55:13 PM
Yeah yeah, you're fucking awesome cram.
Stop braggin.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#39
February 18, 2009, 05:58:20 PM
Welcome to the Ten Thousandaires club. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#40
February 18, 2009, 06:28:34 PM
Congrats Cram and welcome back!!

Did they give you "the key"?

P3nT4gR4m

#41
February 18, 2009, 09:40:05 PM
Spamming mothefucker. Signs up a year after me an beats me to 10k


CRAM YUO DAMULUS  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Iason Ouabache

#42
February 18, 2009, 10:02:59 PM
I WASN'T GONNA POST IN THIS THREAD, BUT THEN I GOT HIGH!
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Sheered Völva

#43
February 19, 2009, 09:54:14 PM Last Edit: February 19, 2009, 10:04:06 PM by Sheered Völva
Quote from: Cramulus on February 17, 2009, 02:42:27 AM

in a strange and sad concordance, my post count is now 10,000 and my time logged in is



<insert thank you speech>


edit to add: okay, time to go log a little time in meatspace. With my 3D girlfriend.  :lulz: (Partial Quote)


I just noticed you posted 10,000 times, and was going to point it out.  Looks like you already knew that.  Congrats and stuff.

But I was thinking, 10000/100 = 100.  In those 100 days you posted, you posted an average of 100 posts per day?

With all due respect to a great Discordian, good idea spending time with your 3D girlfriend.

EDIT: I just figured mine out. I've posted an average of 129 posts for every 24 hours I've been logged in. I need to find myself something in 3D.

Iason Ouabache

#44
February 19, 2009, 10:56:04 PM
Why break out the calculator when you could just look at your profile where it says that you've made 2.938 post per day.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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