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Started by Cain, February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

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East Coast Hustle

It IS pretty fucking awesome. We'll have to hang out next winter.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Jasper

My dog ran away two days ago, and nobody has seen her.  It's the coldest time of year here.

:(

Pariah

Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 03:54:04 AM
My dog ran away two days ago, and nobody has seen her.  It's the coldest time of year here.

:(

:cry:
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I like scotch. Scotch scotch scotch...
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Quote from: Dirtytime on February 17, 2009, 03:22:41 AM
It IS pretty fucking awesome. We'll have to hang out next winter.

yup!  I found a complex close to pike place that I'm already in love with, that also won't rape my bank account once a month.
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Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 03:54:04 AM
My dog ran away two days ago, and nobody has seen her.  It's the coldest time of year here.

:(

awe dude.
shitty.

Richter

Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 03:54:04 AM
My dog ran away two days ago, and nobody has seen her.  It's the coldest time of year here.

:(

Damn...
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Jasper

But all the proper authorities have been notified, and everything's set for some nice person to have taken her in and eventually handed her over to the animal shelter.

Yeah.  That's how it'll go.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 03:54:04 AM
My dog ran away two days ago, and nobody has seen her.  It's the coldest time of year here.

:(

Oh, fuck. :( I hope she's OK.

The worst thing that's happening to me right now, besides being broke, is that I'm gradually coming to terms with the idea that I really can't see my best friend until I get to the point that his reconciliation with his wife doesn't kill me inside anymore, and that might be never.

The alternative being that I become one of those sad best friends who never quite gives up on being in love, and as a result is never able to fall in love with anyone else and move on.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Also I think I'm giving up on polyamory. Losing both men I loved at the same time is not something I can ever face going through again. It might be a long time before I even want to date anyone.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jasper

Quote from: Nigel on February 17, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
Also I think I'm giving up on polyamory. Losing both men I loved at the same time is not something I can ever face going through again. It might be a long time before I even want to date anyone.

You're brave for even trying it.  I'd rather be single than try it.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It's great when it works, but a little more soul-breaking than it's worth when it doesn't work.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 07:41:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 17, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
Also I think I'm giving up on polyamory. Losing both men I loved at the same time is not something I can ever face going through again. It might be a long time before I even want to date anyone.

You're brave for even trying it.  I'd rather be single than try it.

Agreed - it's one of those things that sounds good on paper but when you think about how complicated a business it is keeping a lid on a monogamous relationship, I'm betting that for each new person that joins in the complexity would rise exponentially.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Quote from: The Revered Asshat on February 17, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
Also I think I'm giving up on polyamory. Losing both men I loved at the same time is not something I can ever face going through again. It might be a long time before I even want to date anyone.

I saw this and was like WTF!  I thought it really was the Rev. and I know for a fact he's married with kiddies so I was.....  :?


nevermind..... 



I had a flat about a week ago, been using the mickey mouse and not going anywhere until I could afford two front tires.  The mickey exploded this morning while I was taking Joy to school.  Then the inevitable WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP......

I discovered I not only still need 2 front tires, I am also incapapble of loosening the fucking lug nuts and not one fucking person stopped to help.  AAA was 3 hours away.  One of the guys from work came and helped me out. 

The monkeys in St. Louis SUCK FUCKING ASS!!!!!!!  Fucking pricks just drive by while my baby and I stand out in the fucking cold....  Fucking fuck fuckers.

Richter

Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 07:41:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 17, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
Also I think I'm giving up on polyamory. Losing both men I loved at the same time is not something I can ever face going through again. It might be a long time before I even want to date anyone.

You're brave for even trying it.  I'd rather be single than try it.

Agreed, good on you for giving it a shot.

I'm lucky when I can find ONE person I want to be with. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat