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Started by Slarti, May 10, 2004, 09:02:19 PM

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chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Acogetheres a lobby on mtv?

believe it or not....or its just a way to mindfuck while us watching the new aguilera dance and justins new way of not-expressing himself
I think I'm being mindfucked by just hearing about these two
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Den Sorte Dragen

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Acogetheres a lobby on mtv?

believe it or not....or its just a way to mindfuck while us watching the new aguilera dance and justins new way of not-expressing himself
I think I'm being mindfucked by just hearing about these two

maybe mtv is an enormous attempt tro turn us into manchurian candidates
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Acogetheres a lobby on mtv?

believe it or not....or its just a way to mindfuck while us watching the new aguilera dance and justins new way of not-expressing himself
I think I'm being mindfucked by just hearing about these two

maybe mtv is an enormous attempt tro turn us into manchurian candidates
but the only people I want to shoot are them.


maybe I'm still only in the conditioning phase.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Malaria test subject #777

Sounds like the first stages of malaria to me, chaosgrave.
I should know. The symptoms include fever, chills, shaking with
rage and an uncontrollable urge to kill your television set before it
eats your brain out.
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.


chaosgraves:agentoferis

my fish are going to eat my brains?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Malaria test subject #777

You have fish in your tv?

Nope, if that's the case. You're safe.
It's MTV that sucks brains out and devours them.
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.


chaosgraves:agentoferis

I have four fish

bob
Bob
boB

and Bob 2
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Bella

That reminds me of my sister zorga's first two husbands.
Bob and Bob.

I call them Thing One and Thing Two.

PS: How do you tell which bob is which?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

chaosgraves:agentoferis

they are quit different fish... the sucker fish is Bob

and well I cant give it all away.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

gnimbley

I bet they are good on pizza.

Bella

I bet they aren't, gnome.  :shock:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Den Sorte Dragen

I have two Sharks, Grin and Tiger (a couple).....and after they saw Finding Nemo, they wouldn´t like yr statement either gnimbley.
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

gnimbley

Nemo would be good on pizza.

He was best, however, as sushi!







ick. gnomes have a strange sense of humor. And an even stranger diet.

SMFabal

I didn't notice till now, but I haven't turned on my TV in three days.

And I ussually have it on 8-10 hours a day, but I've not had time to watch, nor any need for background noise. I can feel my productivity increasing already.
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

illusion

I know what you mean. I've been hanging out at Bella's place a lot lately and she doesn't have  tv.
Kinda getting used to the peace and quiet and I'm liking it more and more.