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Official February Shit List Thread

Started by Cain, February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

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Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PM
I had my first anxiety attack in 10 years today.


I'm STILL not right. My brain feels fucked up and I just want to cry now because everyone obviously fucking hates me.

I don't hate you, I think you're AWESOME.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Anomalous on February 27, 2009, 01:44:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2009, 10:16:50 PM
I already have 2 recommendations for non-shitty dentists. :)

Is Klingensmith one of them?

(Lol, Klingensmith)

I don't think so... though I don't have a name for the second one yet. The first one is Jill Price.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysnomia

Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 27, 2009, 02:59:18 AM
Suu- if he pulls that shit with you again pull a bottle of pamprin out of your pocket and slam it on the bar in front of him then walk away.



THIS.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Zenpeanut

Not to threadjack or anything, but I've always loved Norse mythology...I was raised on that shit (I made my dad tell the story of Baldur so many goddamn times).

Also, Richter's new avatar needs to have a fight with TTM's.

Suu

That was my Odin coffee. I made McDonalds give me an extra shot of flavor and sugar that day. So I wrote ODIN! on the cup and made Richter take a pic of it.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PMeveryone obviously fucking hates me.

hey baby, you know you'll always be my future ex-wife ;-)

*hug*
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cain

One of my best friends is so ill she nearly had to go to hospital.  Again.

Suu

Quote from: Triple Zero on February 27, 2009, 12:10:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PMeveryone obviously fucking hates me.

hey baby, you know you'll always be my future ex-wife ;-)

*hug*

Oh heeeeyyy...how YOU doin'? Now that I'm getting divorced I can come marry you now. YAY!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Day after tomorrow, guys! Day after tomorrow.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

East Coast Hustle

y'know, I'm not a superstitious man, but I'm nonetheless forced to wonder if things might have gone better for me if I had just gotten it over with instead of trying to hold out and then having everything come crashing down and go HORRIBLY WRONG right here at the end.

ECH,
pretty well fucked
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Sir Squid Diddimus


AFK

So, um, a black cat just walked past my office.  I'm screwed aren't I? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Sir Squid Diddimus